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Wooden Board Warrior

An insufferable person, typically who posts on social media about their whole “unprocessed” foods who can’t go a second without making a video about their raw steak, veggies and honey whilst also making crazy food claims without any evidence or studies.
“These wooden board warriors are acting like anything they put on a board is healthy
by VLTN May 12, 2024
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going to the wars

"I did all I could to dissuade him from going to the wars"
by Arminkshipper September 6, 2024
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weather app warrior

One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.
Daquavion may act like he's great with girls, but he's really a weather app warrior.
by zorgid September 21, 2024
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Bendigo Hand-Warmer

The act of performing using both hands in the position of “two in the pink, one in the stink” position, inserting fingers then proceeding to rub your hands together like you trying to get warm.
Janet last night was amazing, my hands got cold so I did the “Bendigo hand-warmer” now I need a new mattress
by Wookiemonster January 12, 2025
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World of Warcraft

a cool mmorpg for people who like grindy games that they can play with other people. If you look past all of the neckbeards and jackasses who are way too addicted to the game, its actually a pretty fun experience with content around every corner.

you can go questing with friends, start a raid party and do dungeons, lose all your money in a gambling ring, get e-drunk with people who are allegedly women, or get roped into a race war.

a lot of people will call you a loser for enjoying this game. Its best to just ignore them and keep doing what you like as long as you dont let the game consume your life.
Guy 1: ive been playing World of Warcraft lately

Guy 2: lol you play World of Warcraft? loser
by Mausoleumgoer January 27, 2025
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Besheer men wara

can i see ur Besheer men wara
by MightyTighty January 21, 2026
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IRANIAN HAND WARMER

An Iranian hand warmer is performed between 2 men. The first man unzips his pants and grabs the second man's hand and puts it inside his pants, over his underwear, and braces the man's hand against his testicles. The second man then enjoys a warm and soft Iranian hand warmer. Hands can be warmed one at a time, or both at one for a racier experience. This experience is more enjoyable when the first man is on the heavier side and has more heat trapped. This definition comes from the hard working trona miners of Wyoming, where our hands are always freezing. Stay warm!
"Hey man, my hands are freezing. Mind unzipping and giving me an Iranian hand warmer?"
by ThePinkGlove January 24, 2026
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