dead man's hand

the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.

hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.

by john gallione January 10, 2007

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perveted old man

An old man that suffers from a severe case of pedophilia and goes about forcing his wang onto young girls often he can be quoted as saying "YES SUCK IT, SUCK IT ALL THE WAY TO THE HILT!!!!"

see the "Immoral Sisters" series

Tommie Wilson was walkin' home one day and he happened to come across an old hobo who in turn forced Tommie to "SUCK IT ALL THE WAY TO THE HILT"

by TIM AND JACOB March 26, 2004

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Last Man on Earth

Effectively, the man any woman happens to be with, under lockdown, for the duration of the coronaviral era.

"You have complaints? Please, feel free to find someone else, because right now I may as well be the last man on earth."

by Monkey's Dad March 30, 2020

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the two-legged man

A sex position so simple that even a virgin can master it!

Don’t be misled by Andr3w’s pornstashe. He can’t even pull off of the two-legged man!

by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021

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Hy-man Phun

Term for female classical Asian musician who can't play well or just isn't that interesting of a musician. Term is also a play on Asian names, like the name "Fook Mi" from Austin Powers' Goldmember. Can be a noun or adjective.

Person one: "How was the Brahms concert? Was it good or was it by one of those Hy-man Phun types?"

Person two: "Oh it was one of those types: all face making and no real music."

by anactualasianperson January 6, 2010

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