Baked balls

Your eyes when you get baked muthafucka!

Person 1: can you tell im high?
Person 2: yeah you got them baked balls brotha.

by StonyGreek April 27, 2021

Ball Washer

Someone who joins them because he cant beat them

Ball Washer -REV EM UP IS A MAJOR
"Ball Washer"

by F-BROS October 16, 2008

Dodge ball

When you get smacked by a gym teacher.

When you dodge ball hits u

by BIGGÆ123 August 12, 2019

Wiffle Ball Legend

One who performs ultimate acts of wiffle ball prowess whilst inebriated, intoxicated, or sloshed.

Matt is a wiffle ball legend, he went 8 for 8 with 3 home runs on the beach yesterday.

Antonym - Brittany is not a wiffle ball legend, she gave three home runs to one opposing player yesterday.

by wiffleballer March 14, 2010

Ball buster

A ball buster is a guy who likes to bust your chops. Ball busters are very annoying. At first when they don't know you they are polite and pleasant. But after they get to know you for a day or two, they start taking the liberty to bust your balls making stupid sarcastic jokes about you all the time. At least 75% of American males are ball busters.

At work I avoid becoming friends with guys who I recognize as ball busters.

by Bill Beef August 16, 2025

balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024

Serve ball check

When, before participating in a threesome, you have to discard a few people so it doesn't turn into an orgy. You have a quick look at them and select the fittest.

- So, did you fuck all of them?
- Nah, I serve ball checked them quick and tossed the ones who were still unnaked

by fikconker October 22, 2016