Cock-band

Although it's origins are unknown, it may have came into existence between 2013-2015. The term came into prominence during Winter Storm Jonas (Blizzard of 2016) in Eastern Pennsylvania. A cock-band can be a large heavy snow band that looks like an erect penis on radar.

Tom: "Hey Dave!"
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."

by SEPA Boy May 2, 2019

cock yogert

1. Cock yogert- The sperm that ejaculated from a man's penis.

1. Honey I love the taste of your cock yogert in my mouth.

2. Honey don't worry you will survive the pregnancy dammit Richard the only reason I'm pregnant is because you got your cock yogert in my pussy.

by Dirty ejaculations 101 January 13, 2018

Cock Fraud

A man who lies about the size of his penis.

“I’m packing a 17 incher in my pants”

“No you are not Tom, you fucking Cock Fraud”

by Joku Bateman April 19, 2022

harleys cock

the biggest one on the earth

scarl things harleys cock is huge!

by davedingle111 May 17, 2021

poopy cock

cum

israel: I poo'ed and cumed

shondell: ill just shove my cock in your ass

israel: i didnt wipe daddy

shondell; even better now ill have a poopy cock

by CUMM butty July 26, 2022

Cock Yourself

An insulting statement directed at someone who really just needs to bring harm to themselves by means of the male genitalia. Harms include: dick slapping, cock whacking, penis punching, choking, raw anal penetration, and slitting your throat

"Brad literally cock yourself"
"tf is that"

by Brotha Brad August 30, 2025

snub nosed cock

a dick without foreskin

my parents are jewish so i didn't get a choice on having a snub nosed cock

by Chimpanzee_With_Glock December 20, 2021