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classy bitch syndrome

A common disease in the developing part of the world, affecting most employees in customer service. They treat you as if they were an expensive slut who only does her/his thing if she/he somehow depends on you and as if you were a lousy shepard in rags who smells of socks and rotten lard.
These boys and girls at the bank surely suffer from the classy bitch syndrome. I almost feel the urge to ask: How much do you want to do me right?
by Reek-the-Prick December 12, 2019
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Tiny Bitch Straw

A tiny invisible straw connected between the minds of two best friends, allowing them to share their thoughts with one another. Because it's so small, (could be compared to a coffee stir stick) only the dumbest of dumb thoughts are able to get through. The best friends often say these thoughts out loud, and at the same time, causing them to laugh while the rest of society just thinks...wtf?
Person 1: ummm what?
Bitch 1: it's our tiny bitch straw
Bitch 2: AHHH HAHAHA
by Jamie's Best Bitch May 10, 2019
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The Light Switch Bitch

TLSB is basically a female that makes you think and feel as if they care about you, and as you get to know them they switch up on you for no reason, and leave without explanation. ...how rude...what a Light switch Bitch (TLSB for short)
The Light Switch Bitch TLSB for short is a female who switches up on you out of no where...

Her: “I can’t F*ck with you no more”

Him: “I gave you all my energy Danisha and all my time”

You’re friend: “dude just drop her, she’s a Light Switch Bitch anyways”
by Twitch: TTVDeepReef February 24, 2021
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Band-aid bitch

A woman you are dating to help you get over the one you just broke up with.
"Has steve been dating wendy?"
"Yeah but he's still not over carly. Wendy is just his band-aid bitch."
by jimmycakes December 2, 2016
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A bitch with two boners

In reference to the phrase "a dog with two bones"

This phrase has two meanings

1) a girl in a love triangle who is deciding between 2 men by strictly there dick. Whether its the size and girth or how much fun it was or how much stamina each had.

2) a girl in a gangbang or threesome who is unable to decide which dick she wants first.
Like a dog with 2 bones gwen couldnt decide with guy she wanted robert or ken. It was a real toss up between roberts size or kens stamina., she really was a bitch with two boners.
by Theamazinggeek January 23, 2018
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Fucking my bitch

“If you think you’re a better driver than me then you are indeed fucking my bitch
by LONGDONGSONG February 9, 2021
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Bowling alley bitch

An older lady that hangs out at the bar of a bowling alley trying to seduce younger men into the pleasure of the cougar life
Man, that lady at the end of the bar is such a bowling alley bitch
by -thereal-mvp October 2, 2016
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