Grady Cock

A unit of measurement that is equal to 5.5 inches, also known as the size of Grady’s cock.

Q: Yo jit, how many Grady cocks are you?

A: I’m 13 Grady cocks tall fool

by grady cock lover October 21, 2021

Cock Tan

Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.

We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.

by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023

Cock in the ass

The same as what i said it was before

Person 1-This is what _____ means

Person 2-Yeah bro thats a (fat) (jucy) cock in the ass

by Uncle_billy December 1, 2020

Cock

Cock is a very large penis, which never goes soft, fucks you like you wish every nigga did but don’t. Cock is one in a million so when you find one, hold on tight sis

“Girl Jacob got some cock on him bitch!!!!!”

by legitkaicee September 26, 2018

Big blue cock

Big Blue Cock also known as BBC is used to describe the penis of a Na’vi. It is often confused with the other BBC.

I was like “kill those savages” but then Big Blue Cock came to mind.

by Ronnoc Yadim January 14, 2024

Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017