simple son of a bitch

A person of limited intelligence whose actions frequently cause inconvenience and/or frustration and/or anger in anybody that has the misfortune of having to deal with them.

Hey! You simple son of a bitch! You wrecked my car, burned down my house and tore a hole in the space time continuum! YOU SIMPLE SON OF A BITCH!

by ol' bilnick November 29, 2019

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classy bitch syndrome

A common disease in the developing part of the world, affecting most employees in customer service. They treat you as if they were an expensive slut who only does her/his thing if she/he somehow depends on you and as if you were a lousy shepard in rags who smells of socks and rotten lard.

These boys and girls at the bank surely suffer from the classy bitch syndrome. I almost feel the urge to ask: How much do you want to do me right?

by Reek-the-Prick December 12, 2019

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yeah, that's bitch shit

when someone points out another's behavior that dishonorably goes against those he's close to, usually to appeal to women or themselves.

Dude 1: Sorry, can't hang out today, I'd rather be watching the basketball game
Dude 2: Cancelling plans so you can watch basketball? yeah, that's bitch shit

by zakjaypeg April 25, 2019

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Tiny Bitch Straw

A tiny invisible straw connected between the minds of two best friends, allowing them to share their thoughts with one another. Because it's so small, (could be compared to a coffee stir stick) only the dumbest of dumb thoughts are able to get through. The best friends often say these thoughts out loud, and at the same time, causing them to laugh while the rest of society just thinks...wtf?

Person 1: ummm what?
Bitch 1: it's our tiny bitch straw
Bitch 2: AHHH HAHAHA

by Jamie's Best Bitch May 10, 2019

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