come get your lunch

A versatile expression that applies to several different situations that can be only described as getting fucked up, fucked over, and/or over fucked. Also applies in a past tense as 'getting one's lunch.'

Hey, if you don't like... Come get your lunch, Ernie.

My boss is an asshole and, man, he gave me my lunch.

I'm going to bed, so you better come get your lunch.

by finious February 20, 2010

toke your way to the Stargate

The feeling of getting so high you think any doorway or large circle is a portal to another world

(Dude1) " I don't see how we can go to another planet with this bong"

(Dude2) " No you have to toke your way to the Stargate"

by Big Red$$ April 29, 2011

pack your own chute

Follows a deep tradition of "laying pipe" with questionable ladies. It invoves the task of putting a condom on yourself so its done right.

Dude, shes like the village bicycle... everybodys had a ride! I hope you pack your own chute!

by bakonbits September 23, 2010

Throw your marbles down

To get pissed off and storm off.

That's fine get mad and throw your marbles down.

by LifeisWhack May 4, 2010

deep frie in your eye

when your getting head and then you lift your balls into your girls eye sockets so she cant see anything

babe im gonna put deep frie in your eye tonight.

by juan jeremias January 15, 2014

Your Grandmothers Maggot Cheese

Is a phrase to describe the vile stench of a specific odour which comes from expired processed foods, such as old potato chips. This phrase could also be used to describe a mushy and slightly moist substance. Specifically if a strand of hair is present within the mushy and moist substance.

"Hey Chris! have a whiff of these chips I bought from the vending machine!"
"WTF! That smells like Your Grandmothers Maggot Cheese"
"talk about gross!"

*Eating Lunch
"Eww! I found a hair in my food!"
"Wow! talk about Your Grandmothers Maggot Cheese"

by Meistro69 March 17, 2014

Cow: Your mom edition

A fat bitch who, when seen, pigs run away in a cowardly fear.
#yourmom

Ex. of: Cow: Your mom edition

#1: Wow dude your mom is such a fat mutha fuckin bitch!!!!
#2: Shutup! :(
#1: Dude, you can surf on those waves.
#2: Dont say that!
#1: Haha why?
#2: *whispers* She'll eat you...

by DatGuyMatthew September 16, 2014