an action performed by sliding ones hands up the thighs of another towards the crotch, usually in a sexual manner
Dan 8-balled his boyfriend in an attempt to arouse him.
"Bro, stop 8-balling me weirdo we ain't having sex rn"
"Bro, stop 8-balling me weirdo we ain't having sex rn"
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The act of dropping a bowling ball on a Zoophile or similar offenders Dick, crushing it and destroying it.
by xRyco February 5, 2022

Noun: A bold claim on how or why something is or isn't, when you are blatantly wrong. False confidence in a false fact.
Person 1: Hey what are those balls on the telephone lines for?
Person 2: They keep tension on the lines. For sure.
Person 1: *googles it* Thats just not even a little true
Person 2: Wait really? Weird.
Person 1: That was a pretty bad tension ball...
Person 2: They keep tension on the lines. For sure.
Person 1: *googles it* Thats just not even a little true
Person 2: Wait really? Weird.
Person 1: That was a pretty bad tension ball...
by not_who_you_think_i_am_ September 5, 2016

A person who simply MUST touch the ball no matter the circumstances, cost or consequences. This mainly referse to ball sport.
We lost that game because instead of letting Richard score, Bob decided he had to kick the ball into our own goal because he was ball horny.
Bob is too ball horny and ruins the game for his own team.
Bob is too ball horny and ruins the game for his own team.
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