Bitch Ball

When you curl up into the fetal position bundled in blankets. Usually after a long day, or simply regretting your life choices.

Generally done in private, your car, or drunk. Intended to bring futile comfort.

"Im gonna go curl up into a bitch ball, its been a long week."

by EtMalaUnum April 17, 2025

Balls To Soup

At the moment everything is about to go to shit. And/or: Right before you have to make a crucial, important decision.

Similar to:

- At Crunch Time
- When Push Comes To Shove
- When The Pedal Hits The Metal
- Gun To My Head

Balls to Soup, i would have to admit i prefer my oldest child.
Balls To Soup I realised that I wasted so much of my life.
Balls To Soup I'm sure some people will survice a global nuclear winter.

by anonymous April 22, 2025

Tag Ball

Little balls of poop that form on your butt hairs if you don't wipe properly.

I ran out of toilet paper and now I have a case of tag balls.

by Gbonne April 25, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Swift Kick to the Balls

When a male gets kicked in the balls, typically due to a disagreement or a poor decision made by one party

I can’t believe my friend is going to get married after 4 days of being engaged. A swift kick to the balls might help him wake up and see reality.

by swiftkick69 April 26, 2025