The way men can be measured with how well they do with women and sexual favors. Every man starts with 200 points. deduction amounts are determined by other men.
The Man Point System is as follows:
Quick Kiss: +1
Make out: +5
Feel up: +15
Hand job/finger: +25
Blow Job/ Eat out: +50
Sex: +100 (each different girl)
+ 75 (each time with same girl)
other acts are your choice as long as you have approval by other men
Quick Kiss: +1
Make out: +5
Feel up: +15
Hand job/finger: +25
Blow Job/ Eat out: +50
Sex: +100 (each different girl)
+ 75 (each time with same girl)
other acts are your choice as long as you have approval by other men
by chcrampage41 July 28, 2010
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"Oh FFS here come the chavs again..."
"Look at them all wearing their stupid black man pyjamas!"
"Yeah, wankers"
"Look at them all wearing their stupid black man pyjamas!"
"Yeah, wankers"
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Joel: a twenty five year old male, with grey hair and a flabby body, on unemployment, who undeniably beats others at arm wrestling ( beats others who have a much better physique ) because of his past experiences with dirty manly jobs.
"He only won because of his 'old man strength'"
"thats cheating - thats 'old man strength'"
"He only won because of his 'old man strength'"
"thats cheating - thats 'old man strength'"
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Person 1: Hey, have you seen Isaiah lately?
Person 2: Nah, I think he's been helping out that dirty old man that he lives by.
Person 2: Nah, I think he's been helping out that dirty old man that he lives by.
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