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National Sex Day

OCTOBER 25 grab your men or woman or loved one!! and get it on for National Sex Day
jim: yo bro me and my girl havent gone at it in a while :(
tom: don’t worry jim that will change october 25!! For National Sex Day
by 7878 jim slim7878 October 20, 2019
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sex

Everyone's favorite thing on this site.
I just caught my friend having gay sex.
by Itz KittyPinkiez June 6, 2024
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Sex

Mr. Gansheroff pressed me back down with one hand and used the other hand to shove the vibrator in my ass. He then put both hands on my shoulder and started fucking me in my pussy.

“Harder daddy!” I cried. He obeyed, but every time he did I would still say “harder”. Eventually I said, “Fuck it. Just go as hard as you can.”

“Oh you really are a naughty girl,” Mr. Gansheroff hissed.

I panted, “You should also go as deep as you can go and maybe go faster too if you can.”

He did both of those. I couldn’t hold back the moans anymore. I screeched, “Oh god!” I was crying but also orgasming. I think I could hear him orgasm too. Mr. Gansheroff did cum eventually and he did it inside unlike most guys. He wheezed, “Uh…uh…oh…oh god. I came harder than ever before. You really are sexy.”

Sex
by PrettyNTough December 1, 2023
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Ella’s sex story

An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.
God ella’s sex story makes me giddy.
by Pseud the dude January 22, 2025
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SEX

some stupid shit with genitals and naked shit that makes babys
i dont fucking want to do this ever
naked fucking absolute garbage
i will not make the population thrive i will never give my parents grandkids
i am no longer living right now you will see my grave right next to your bed
1:i just had some good sexy sex

2:fucking die yourself
by immarriedtofnaf August 12, 2022
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Sex Rot

A foul odor that emits from a man’s crotch if he does not wash after having sex.
Darrin smells like sex rot. He must not wash have washed his throbbing member thoroughly enough after giving it to Karin.
by Kadarrin December 31, 2023
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sex

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