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SHOOT ME

When someone is being held at gunpoint but they won’t take the gunman seriously daring them to shoot him.
Craig: Run me them pockets fool **pulls out gun**
Isaiah: Shoot me bitch, you ain’t bout it. Think you a man? Show me!
Craig: ** Puts away gun then walks away**
by ZuiyOTF47 July 20, 2022
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Makes me emoticon

When something makes you emotional, you can say that you're feeling emoticon/that it makes you emoticon, instead of "emotional".
Person 1: and yeah he was really rude to me.
Person 2: oh if someone's rude to me i'll kick them fr sjjssj but like i mean it's my anxiety that makes me emoticon
by megisskinny April 2, 2018
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stig me up

stig - nicotine vaporizer

usually said in school
stig me up - brad
meet me in bathroom - nick
by skrttt123 September 11, 2023
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me no no wanna :C

When someone does not want to do something so they said me no no wanna.
Summer: Wanna go to the park?
Chloe: No, me no no wanna :C
Summer: You're a bitch.
Chloe: >:O
by sanaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 20, 2024
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There's me thinking

There's me thinking is a idiomatic phrase that for some reason wasn't here on urban dictionary before, and for some equally unknown reason isn't present on any other online dictionary as well. But i'm here to bring this problem to an end.
This is something of a set phrase comes out of one's mouth whenever one thinks that someone was true but is proven wrong by something he just saw/heard/learned.
Exemples:
1:- Friend one, a bodybuilder wannabe, is caught having MacDonalds.
friend two: Whoa, wtf? And there's me thinking you were on a diet, huh?
2: -A non-binary leftist is caught eating meat.
Friend of him: lol, and there's me thinking all leftists were vegetarian.
3: If you see someone getting famous using an idea you thought you were the only one that had thought of, you can say: There's me thinking i was original. lol
by The garden variety brazilian February 28, 2018
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flies all over me

When a crazy librarian gets angry and says what you’ve done makes her angry.
Man, that person not doing their job really flies all over me!
by SumoOrange February 13, 2018
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