High-Rise Suicide

When you go into an elevator by yourself and jerk off before you reach your floor. (The closer the better)

Me: I felt risky yesterday and decided to do the high-rise suicide

by Uhmyeahgocrazy April 6, 2019

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Glenvar high school

The school thats divided in to two parts, Faggots and Rednecks that think its funny to put ’’yee yee’’ stickers on their whack ass trucks. The teachers don’t know what they’re doing but the principals are cool. The school itself looks like a kindergardner that put two carboard boxes together, and the green windows look like a glass painting i made back in 1st grade please they’re so awful like please someone bring god down and knock them out. The ceilings are so short that even short kids (like me) feel claustrophobic. Lastly, the band sucks ass. I’m sorry but y’all make hidden valley’s band look good. Like learn to play a fuckin note bro.

*me going to my school’s football game*
Friend: “your band sucks ass“

Me: “yeah they really do let’s go to the cave spring’s side and vibe with their band“

(Glenvar High School- home of the alcoholics)

by MulletDaddy? November 30, 2021

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High School Musical

Of course, it’s about Zach Efron dancing with a basketball- ricky

Friend: who’s your favorite character from High School Musical?
Me: Ricky
Friend: who’s Ricky?
Me: Ricky Bowen from High School Musical the musical the series duh!
Friend: *facepalms*

by Joshua Bassett is baby April 6, 2020

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