The Chaos Syndrome

Someone that has this displays vast knowledge and depth on a topic they barely even know about and once they get opted out, they start to become defensive using statements like "thats not what i meant", "i didnt noticed that on the first place", etc.

They mostly appear on small group discussions where they try to crash in on the conversation head-on and end up a very interesting discussion into chaos.

I can't stand people like this, having the chaos syndrome

"why do they not explain it"
they don't need to..
"but i want to see it"
use your fucking imagination
"why doesn't he use all of his forms"
budget

It's so tiring. If you don't get how tv shows work or plots in general, don't criticize or review it. You clearly aren't qualified for it.

You can either like or dislike the thing
but don't act like you know something is wrong

by thatdiscordasianguy September 19, 2020

New mommy syndrome

When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.

Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.

by Dutch Pirate April 19, 2022

Cow dick syndrome

When a persons skin has pale and brown spots like a dairy cow. The medical term is vitiligo.

The UFC homosexual Fighter Melquizael Costa has a Skin Disease. Does He Suffer From cow dick syndrome?

by Butt cleavage January 21, 2023

Senourette Syndrome

The inability to control what comes out of your mouth due to a combination of Tourette's Syndrome and reaching a certain senior age.

Pronunciation: 'seen'-'your'-'ette' syndrome

Pierre could not understand why he kept alienating people or why he frequently dropped F-bombs. His family and friends suggested that he was possibly suffering from Senourette Syndrome.

by Donald Pierre June 2, 2018

joelle syndrome

joelle syndrome is when a person is annoyed at everybody around them except their dog, specifically two English bulldogs. joelle syndrome mostly occurs with Russians who only become happy when they are offered healthy food. Beware if they are offered unhealthy food and too much of it you will trigger the Joelle syndrome.

damn have you seen sarah today she got the joelle syndrome.

have yout got the joelle syndrome ?
joelle syndrome right?

by H.O.A,a November 13, 2018

fpcd syndrome

fpcd syndrome is a syndrome where devout christians who begin to date other christians undergo "fast paced christian dating syndrome," "fpcd syndrome" or simply "fpcd."

fpcd syndrome normally comes in with proposal 2 weeks after initially dating, and by the 6-8 month period leads to marriage, equivalent to 7 years.

PERSON 1 - "i love you"
PERSON 2 - "i love you too"

**2 weeks later**

PERSON 1 - "will you marry me"
PERSON 2 - "yes"
PERSON 3 - "bro you're going thru fpcd syndrome rn"

by maples sakeyuraski October 9, 2023

Second Day Syndrome

The condition whereby on the second day of being back at work/college after a holiday and/or long break you are a lot more fatigued and generally more unhappy than you were on the first day of being back at work/college.

I was feeling a lot better being back at work yesterday than today, must be second day syndrome.

by Jonnycrl January 7, 2020