"You know I heard that Jake Gyllenhaal like to do bath salts and flakka while fisting himself...." "What the cock is that shit!"
by Spungequan October 26, 2019
Get the What The Cockmug. When dude try n make the shaft look longer than it is by shaving it, but it's all stubbly and feels like u having sex with a cactus.
by Joosy Phroot December 4, 2022
Get the Cactus Cockmug. 
Any male, female, transgender person who spends the evening at a army military barracks or compound and let's the whole platoon hit it buffett style all you can eat.
Hey Bo, congrats I just heard the news that last weekend your baby momma received a Purple Heart award for surviving a direct impact of a Fayettenam Cock-bomb. She Betta warsh that BOOTYHOLE next time u go to pound town!!!
by Southview6pack September 26, 2025
Get the Fayettenam Cock-bombmug. A state of gleaming chaos where, after a night of heat and hedonism, the one who smoothed the surface is now lit, loud, and lusting for more — slick with energy, shameless in desire, and far from done.
by HVAC master June 19, 2025
Get the Waxer sucking cockmug. A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.
by Angel Eyes 0321 April 4, 2009
Get the cock melonmug. The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.
by joebananas October 24, 2008
Get the cock-knocker brownmug.