Middle school syndrome

a rare non-contagious disease were certain individuals who enter the school system almost instantly starts to begin lacking common sense, it can occur over months or over a day, how fast the disease deteriorates your ability to freely think varies from person to person, some case studies find that depending on your position in the school system, from substitute teacher to Assistant Principle, could have a leading factor into the pace of which the disease occurs.

Did you hear that the substitute got fired? yeah... I think she had Middle school syndrome

by The Chair Miester May 5, 2022

rat syndrom

Rat syndrom is a short person who is really ugly with weired ears and a little dick

Raheem got rat syndrom

by rat syndrom January 6, 2015

Mommy syndrome

This is a parody disease where a person gets called mommy a lot. The "disease" shows no symptoms to the carrier and the only symptom is calling the carrier withing the disease "mommy. So if you have this syndrome, it means a lot of people call you mommy.

Random guy in the distance 1: Damn mommy.
Random guy in the distance 2: Yeah mommy, you tryna hit?
Overlooker 1: Why dey keep calling ha mommy? is she dey suga momma?
Overlooker 2: Na, she just got that mommy syndrome.
Overlooker 1: Mommy syndrome?
Overlooker 2: Yea, its where people call you mommy a lot.
Overlooker 2: Awn damn. Wish i had it ngl.

by Mommymilkers2.0 June 20, 2022

Dyslexic Bae Syndrome

This is when Sophia can’t spell correctly and repeatedly tried over and over again to spell and failed at each and every attempt

“Is this how it’s spelled or do I have dyslexic bae syndrome”

by Not very smart Sophia June 18, 2021

British Syndrome

It’s a syndrome that people who aren‘t british are mostly diagnosed by, where they randomly start speaking british, or feeling like they want to speak british for the whole day. British Attacks is when you suddenly start speaking british or saying british slangs randomly.

Jake: “Look at this picture my girl sent me, isn’t she cute?”
Brandon: “yunno fam yo girl is leng icl”
Jake: “ you’re having british attacks again.. 😐”
Brandon: “its the British Syndrome innit”

by effyourmum March 22, 2023

congenital douchebaggery syndrome

Congenital douchebaggery syndrome (CDS) is a devastating affliction affecting persons in positions of perceived, rather than genuine, importance. Most sufferers of CDS are unaware of their affliction, and can do little to mitigate the symptoms. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

* A pervasive need to appear valuable to every situation
* Desire to assert superiority over all others at any junction
* Ability to create "facts" out of thin air and whole hardheartedly believe them
* Insistence on including oneself in discussions despite having nothing of value to add
* Determination to "help" everyone, especially those who don't need any help the afflicted could conceivably provide

CDS awareness is spreading. General understanding of CDS as an affliction can help in the survival rate of CDS, as associates of CDS sufferers may look upon the afflicted with pity and be less likely to murder them in the break room.

"Did you hear that BS Jerry was spouting at the team meeting?"
"Oh, don't take that to heart, he has congenital douchebaggery syndrome. He can't help it."

by Foxydot March 29, 2015

Spieth Syndrome

A golf disorder where a player who is not a good putter continually expresses surprise at missing a putt, even though all players in the affected players group are not at all surprised at the large number of missed putts. The Spieth Syndrome affected player will, for example, miss a putt to the right of the cup and exclaim something like "There's no way that putt goes right" despite all members of the group knowing it was going to go right and that the player with Spieth Syndrome was going to miss the putt and then explain to all members of the group why what they just saw should not have occurred.

It took an extra two minutes to get off the green since Joe insists on giving us his Spieth Syndrome version of why he should have made that putt that we all knew he was going to miss.

by McFlyJones June 6, 2024