Dan Petcash Syndrome

Dan Petcash Syndrome affects men who are small bodied and minded. They lack the ability to articulate themselves and cannot speak in coherent sentences. He is quite literally mentally challenged, and unfortunately there is no cure. Dan Petcash who the syndrome is named after is still alive living well in complete ignorance and bliss. He is able to say one word “turk” and smiles right afterwards.

Bro 1: Woah that dude has D.P.S (Dan Petcash syndrome)

Bro 2: Totally dude

Dan Petcash: TURK

by Doctor Shmigoo January 14, 2020

Feen Hand Syndrome

Feen Hand Syndrome is a condition that describes nicotine feens, and how they hold their nic sticks in their hand in a certain way in pictures and videos. How they hold it in their palm and grasp their fingers around it.

Guy 1: man check this bitches post out

Guy 2: why she holdin the nic stick like that?

Guy 1: she got that Feen Hand Syndrome

by YeetYeetMcYeet October 21, 2022

Scotch Egg Syndrome

When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom

Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."

by S34NY November 3, 2012

Frederick the Great Syndrome

Named after Frederick the Great a King of Prussia who had the same attitude, Fredrick the Great Syndrome is when a homosexual man espouses sexist views against women that straight or bi-sexual men they like are attracted to.

- Why do I see gay men supporting sexism, aren't they usually allies of feminism?
- That’d be Frederick the Great Syndrome.

by Louthearbre October 14, 2023

Shaken Father Syndrome

When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.

Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome

by shaken father August 18, 2023

Auburn-Syndrome

This syndrome allows you to sweep the driveway and drink 10 pounds of Dr. Pepper a day.

That stupid ginger kid has Auburn-Syndrome.

by Aidan Glover November 18, 2016

Detroit Syndrome

choosing or picking something new over something old, simply because. The word originates from the motor city detroit.

When the musicindustry makes crappy music, when there is so much great already excisting!!! Such a typical example of detroit syndrome!
(russemusikk...)

by Syndrom VSR October 2, 2022