When you go to homecoming with your boyfriend and have sex at the dance and then get a pregnancy scare
Gf mom: I’ll be picking u up soon
Gf: *starts crying bc she has to leave her bf*
Bf: we didn’t have a chance to hace sex
Gf : let’s go have sex rn before I leave
Gf: *starts crying bc she has to leave her bf*
Bf: we didn’t have a chance to hace sex
Gf : let’s go have sex rn before I leave
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Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!
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The last period of school that day was PE, and Tanner’s class was on their football unit. Sure, he got a bit beat up, but Tanner had lots of fun taking a guy down or getting tossed in the air. The most recent game, played at the end of the school day when the sun was insanely hot, was super active. It ended with Tanner and the other guys drenched in sweat, dirt worked into the crevices of their skin, grass stains on their knees and palms. They knew they had to shower.
The group of about 5 guys walked into the locker room, laughing, shouting, and replaying their favorite parts of that day. By the time they got to their lockers, they had pulled off their shirts, socks, and shoes. Evan, one of the more attractive guys in Tanner’s opinion, pulled off his pants and boxers in one go and walked to the showers. Tanner was quick to follow.
Their behavior in the showers wasn’t gay, just them having fun. They’d slap each others’ asses, swing their dicks around, just joking. After most of the guys had finished, it was just Tanner and Evan. Without the distraction of their friends, Tanner got out his bar of soap and began to wash out the dirt that was caked onto his legs. Tanner had been horny for a while, and jerking off just wasn’t satisfying him. He decided to call attention to himself.
The last period of school that day was PE, and Tanner’s class was on their football unit. Sure, he got a bit beat up, but Tanner had lots of fun taking a guy down or getting tossed in the air. The most recent game, played at the end of the school day when the sun was insanely hot, was super active. It ended with Tanner and the other guys drenched in sweat, dirt worked into the crevices of their skin, grass stains on their knees and palms. They knew they had to shower.
The group of about 5 guys walked into the locker room, laughing, shouting, and replaying their favorite parts of that day. By the time they got to their lockers, they had pulled off their shirts, socks, and shoes. Evan, one of the more attractive guys in Tanner’s opinion, pulled off his pants and boxers in one go and walked to the showers. Tanner was quick to follow.
Their behavior in the showers wasn’t gay, just them having fun. They’d slap each others’ asses, swing their dicks around, just joking. After most of the guys had finished, it was just Tanner and Evan. Without the distraction of their friends, Tanner got out his bar of soap and began to wash out the dirt that was caked onto his legs. Tanner had been horny for a while, and jerking off just wasn’t satisfying him. He decided to call attention to himself.
He was bent over at the waist while washing his legs, when he “accidentally” let the soap slip and he said, loudly, “shit!” Evan looked over to see Tanner picking up the soap, but he let his eyes linger on Tanner’s bubble butt. Evan was openly bisexual, and he often complimented guys on their physique, but he never tried anything with them. But he got the memo almost instantly that Tanner wanted to fuck.
Evan walked over to Tanner and gave him a light slap on the right butt cheek, but he let it linger there. Tanner looked back at Evan, gave a mischievous smile, and grabbed Evan’s other hand and placed it on his hip. Evan started to get hard, and Tanner didn’t want to miss that. He turned around so that they were facing each other, showing that Tanner was fully hard and his cock was standing upright, about 5 inches. Evan was also 5 inches, but that was while he was soft. Tanner dropped to his knees instantly and grabbed Evan’s cock, and began to stroke it until it was at its full 7.5 inches. Tanner looked up at Evan and began to deepthroat him with no resistance. Evan said out loud “oh fuck,” which made Tanner harder and made him suck faster. Soon, Evan gripped Tanner’s hair and held his face down on his dick while he shot cum straight down his throat. Tanner breathed through his nose and swallowed all the cum. Evan picked Tanner up and carried him into their boys sauna (it was a rich school).
Bam. Gay locker room sex. Look up gay sauna sex for part 2.
Evan walked over to Tanner and gave him a light slap on the right butt cheek, but he let it linger there. Tanner looked back at Evan, gave a mischievous smile, and grabbed Evan’s other hand and placed it on his hip. Evan started to get hard, and Tanner didn’t want to miss that. He turned around so that they were facing each other, showing that Tanner was fully hard and his cock was standing upright, about 5 inches. Evan was also 5 inches, but that was while he was soft. Tanner dropped to his knees instantly and grabbed Evan’s cock, and began to stroke it until it was at its full 7.5 inches. Tanner looked up at Evan and began to deepthroat him with no resistance. Evan said out loud “oh fuck,” which made Tanner harder and made him suck faster. Soon, Evan gripped Tanner’s hair and held his face down on his dick while he shot cum straight down his throat. Tanner breathed through his nose and swallowed all the cum. Evan picked Tanner up and carried him into their boys sauna (it was a rich school).
Bam. Gay locker room sex. Look up gay sauna sex for part 2.
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