(man/girl) jerky

(Noun) the scar tissue that weird people peel off and eat.

(man/girl) jerky:
I caught Jim eating his own man jerky.
I saw Britney playing with her girl jerky.

by PartyGuy(C) May 31, 2007

Nipple Pants Man

an arrogant prick who wears short shorts up to his nipples, sweat pants tucked into socks, rubbs his crusty toes together, and dates nasty white trash broads. listens to soft rock in his PT Loser and scopes out the sexies downtown.
Synonyms: Creep, Asshole

Antonyms: Dad

Me: "Guess who still has the creepy match.com profile"

You: "Nipple Pants Man !!!!!!!!!!!"

by JacquelineVanessa December 9, 2008

no man's sky syndrome

Being unsatisfied (or even surprised at how unsatisfied) with EXACTLY what you asked for, specifically dealing with tv, videos, and games.

Some people who didn't like Pacific Rim are experiencing no man's sky syndrome.

by Urdnot_Garrug December 6, 2016

Mega man feet

One solid mass of legs. Otherwise know as Cankles.

Man look at Jones and his Mega Man Feet.

by Sgt Cracker February 1, 2008

White-mans' casino

White-mans' casino adj. referring to the american stock market.

After losing 25% of my money in that failing annuity I've cashed in all of my mutual funds.I have decided I will no longer play in the white-mans casino.

by Tim Dorsey February 5, 2004

Two Dad Man

A man that literally has two dads. Either two gay dads, or just two dads.

Sam Lloyd has two dads, therefore he is a two dad man.

by Teshawn Miller October 24, 2006

My main man

My main man = my number one/ my lover / my boyfriend / someone I want to explore dirty analysis fantasies with.

Tammy "Cameron you are my main man, I'll never pick someone else over you:

Shaniqua " Bae you are my main man, you know that. Them other thugs are just playing! "

by FeteyW September 18, 2016