vasect-me-off

Getting a vasectomy and finding out you got the bitch pregnant anyway

My dad tried to vasect-me-off but survived the slaughter

by BigD__ February 4, 2023

Unt Me

an come on for sex meaning full out ramming.

cherrine:unt me daddy

jack:uhnn uht

cherrine: ram me harder

jack: ahh ahhh i came

cherrine: unt me again

by baby_devil May 14, 2019

Me

I am a person who can't walk on my feet AND i have really dirty friends that SCARE ME BECAUSE OF THERE NASTY THOUGHTS :)

ME: why HELLO....

by picklejuice :) November 25, 2020

<Let Me Smack Your Tack By The Sunflower Seed>

<Let Me Smack Your Tack By The Sunflower Seed>

<Let Me Smack Your Tack By The Sunflower Seed>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

Fuck me in the ass good

An exclamation when something or someone is so good that you would be willing to be metaphorically fucked in the ass by it.

That hot dog from the carnival was fuck me in the ass good!

by Stevey Johns September 3, 2023

Drop and give me infinite

When you can’t do push ups and exercise. You’re chubby and exercise feels sooo impossible

Prison Guard: Kid, drop and give me infinite

Fat boy: can’t :’(

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 9, 2020

Me

Not you.

“Who’s he?”

“You idiot! He’s me!”

by Sparkmaker12 June 5, 2024