by anonymous September 16, 2020
Get the Zoe laverne mug.Exhaustingly litigious and fair. Litigious but fair. Concise and poignant.
Often confused with a 'manic-pixie-dream-girl'. (If you ended up here thinking otherwise, you clicked the wrong Zoe link.)
Potentially, a Zodiac sign that is compatible or not to you.
Loves cheese (even in basic, experimental synthetic forms).
If there is a puzzle to unlock your tomb (like to save you or unlock your spirit) - a Zoe will solve it.
A Zoe is generally loving, caring, attentive and adventurous. (Cool, right?)
A Zoe will exhaust their own heart and resources for any cause or person they find dear.
Often misunderstood and mischaracterized, Zoe-ees tend to be quite charming, clever and altruistic. Enjoyable companions if you treat them with respect.
You cannot freeze or burn a Zoe. They are relentless.
If you meet a Zoe, you are meeting the best part of yourself and them- alive and arguing with you. (BONUS)
If you think the fact that you got to Z is worth waiting for A to come back around...you can't read.
Often confused with a 'manic-pixie-dream-girl'. (If you ended up here thinking otherwise, you clicked the wrong Zoe link.)
Potentially, a Zodiac sign that is compatible or not to you.
Loves cheese (even in basic, experimental synthetic forms).
If there is a puzzle to unlock your tomb (like to save you or unlock your spirit) - a Zoe will solve it.
A Zoe is generally loving, caring, attentive and adventurous. (Cool, right?)
A Zoe will exhaust their own heart and resources for any cause or person they find dear.
Often misunderstood and mischaracterized, Zoe-ees tend to be quite charming, clever and altruistic. Enjoyable companions if you treat them with respect.
You cannot freeze or burn a Zoe. They are relentless.
If you meet a Zoe, you are meeting the best part of yourself and them- alive and arguing with you. (BONUS)
If you think the fact that you got to Z is worth waiting for A to come back around...you can't read.
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Get the Zoe mug.A girl who can be anything and everything. She is reliable, intelligent and loves to tell jokes. She seems shy to begin with but once you get to know her you realise she's a wild card who can do lots. She has blue eyes that look like water and is the prettiest thing you'll ever see. If you're friends with Zoe, you're lucky but if not there are still plenty out there. If a boy is liked by Zoe then he's really lucky.
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