watch your fug

When your drunk and trip over your own feet.

For fuck sake Ryan! Watch your fug!

by Dingly doo May 22, 2021

Watch your linguini!

“Watch your linguini!”
A way of telling someone to watch their language but using shitty comedy to hide the hypocritical fact that you also curse horrendously

Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!
Guy 2: Watch your linguini!
Guy 1: What?

by FoxenBoxen March 8, 2022

big watch group

Group of awesome people with big penises that cum rainbow

Guy #1: " man I wish could cum rainbow and be awesome like the big watch group"

by Bigwatchlover July 2, 2014

I don’t watch movies

Codeword for men cruising for gay sex

I don’t watch movies

A married man walks into a park bathroom and loudly shouts “l don’t watch movies”.

by monotomgreen December 17, 2023

Its time to get a watch

When somebody asks you what time is it.

"what time is it" "it's time to get a watch" no seriously what time? "its time to get a watch o clock." bro its time to get a brain, "it's time to afford a watch with a job"

by SnivyPlayz December 9, 2018

car and watch disease

A disease in which a person spends the majority of their time thinking about cars and watches

Tom-“Dude if I get that new job, I’ll be able to afford a 2019 A4 and a Rolex Submariner.”

Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”

by WinnDixie December 24, 2019

Watch me suffer

You're the one who got gang raped by fat cocks. You'd think you'd be on my side.

Hym "Well, you want to watch me suffer but that is NOT what Jesus told you to do. Is it? Bad girl. 20 lashes in my studio apartment."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2024