A car is driving 50km in a 60km zone for no apparent reason. This car is exhibiting a severe case of wankerism.
by Driver1612 May 22, 2020
Get the Wankerismmug. The drivers of bog standard, hatchback vehicles, who presume themselves to be fashionable, urbane, and sophisticated, but in reality cannot afford the insurance, or are not possessed of the imagination or originality to drive something more interesting.
Eurobox wankers, are the drivers of any old rubbish made by Vauxhall, Ford, and any of the following:
Almost everything German
Almost anything Spanish
Volvos
Almost anything Italian driven by people who think they are trendy but who have no money or taste.The people who buy this rubbish are nevertheless helping the Ferrari formula 1 team to develop something decent
Something made by Japanese or Korean people,whilst not European,they are very popular with British people who like something that matches their clothes from Zara which they have given a silly name such as the,"Dayglo".This gives it a catchy name to sell it to brain dead people,mostly, but not exclusively women,who spend the entire credit limit of five credit cards on rubbish, highlighting the choice of gearknob or colour coded vanity mirror and matching wheel nuts.This also makes them easy to recall when the accelerator gets stuck in the fast lane of the motorway.
Almost everything German
Almost anything Spanish
Volvos
Almost anything Italian driven by people who think they are trendy but who have no money or taste.The people who buy this rubbish are nevertheless helping the Ferrari formula 1 team to develop something decent
Something made by Japanese or Korean people,whilst not European,they are very popular with British people who like something that matches their clothes from Zara which they have given a silly name such as the,"Dayglo".This gives it a catchy name to sell it to brain dead people,mostly, but not exclusively women,who spend the entire credit limit of five credit cards on rubbish, highlighting the choice of gearknob or colour coded vanity mirror and matching wheel nuts.This also makes them easy to recall when the accelerator gets stuck in the fast lane of the motorway.
by The galloping major October 29, 2011
Get the Eurobox Wankersmug. They were both wankering in computer science.
by Hidded May 27, 2018
Get the Wankeringmug. General purpose insult term dating from the Victorian belief that masturbation made one weak and blind (Onanism). Or a Septic.
by Maggie T April 3, 2024
Get the Wankermug. When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.
Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters
Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches
Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters
Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches
by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022
Get the Tinker Wanker Syndromemug. The act of masturbating (wanking) whilst in a party with your mates, that are in earshot of your moaning through the headset.
I came back and put on my headset and was greeted with vigorous sexual noises coming from a member (Kellah) in the party. Kellah is a blooming party wanker!
by brendanmeagher April 20, 2020
Get the party wankermug. by ChildishPg April 13, 2016
Get the Polish Wankermug.