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Urban Dicktator

Urban dictionary user 1: Hey I heard that guy's an urban dictator.
UD user 2: Yeah I know right.

Meanwhile at the Urban dicktator's house.
Dicktator: *writes somefin' overly smart on UD*
Random UD user: *writes a normal definition*
Dicktator: *sees that definition* Oh, you write like that? pathetic. I write 4 paragraph definitions.
UD user Random: Dude. It's just an internet website, stop being so snobby.
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Urban wildlife

Animals--rats, cats, coyotes, etc--seen from afar on streets and sidewalks or stuck in trees, which, when approached, turn out to actually just be trash blowing in the breeze.
I saw some scary urban wildlife in a bush last night. I was pretty freaked out until I realized it was just a plastic bag.
by eyehustlin May 13, 2014
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Urban Dictionary

Where you are now.
by MusicLover40059 July 1, 2011
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Urban dictionary

This particular website is used to teach and learn slang.wheather you are from Atlanta, New Orleans, Miami etc.you have the opportunity create your own definitions based on what you know.
This site is also helpful to those who leave out of the US.
As always someone had to spoil this wonderful site with there disgusting sexual urge.immature people now use this like it's a porn site.hence the reason it is not longer the Urban dictionary
by Swavyx.15 December 18, 2018
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urban asswipe

A person who tries to get their or a friends name in Urban Dictionary. Feckless little sniveling unwanted useless people whose lives mean nothing and should and will die. SOON.
Yo. Looks like that ho is tryin be a urban asswipe. yo.
by SATAN'S INFIDEL June 3, 2017
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Urban linguist

Someone who writes definitions on urban dictionary all day long. You don't need a diploma to be an urban linguist.
Guy in a suit: So what was your previous occupation?
Kevin: I worked part time as an urban linguist.
Guy in a suit: You're hired!
by EuroChemist November 1, 2017
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urban rejection

what one suffers from when urban dictionary notifies you of their decision to not publish what you thought was an awesome submission.
No, Sally, I can't come outside and play. I am coiled up in a fetal position crying, as I have a severe case of urban rejection.
by lynsioux June 12, 2009
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