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An act of sodomy in which two male partners jam their semi erect penis' into the others anus simultaneously.
"I hope I don't get a hard on tonight, Lemont and I are going to twitter."

anti twitter 

Someone who avoids the social media website twitter at all costs
Reasons for being anti twitter:

1. You are busy enough with actual work. When not working, while at work, you have enough to do with email, myspace, facebook, linkedin, youtube, blogging, and porn.

2. You enjoy real interaction with real people- The old fashioned way, in chatrooms and forums (or in person)

3. You signed up for twitter to see what all the hooplah was about, and just didnt get it

4. You were one of the first people on myspace, and everyone made fun of you. And now you are the only one over 30 on myspace, and people think you are a creepy weirdo. So now you shun new social media technology

5. You joined twitter and no one wanted to follow your tweets and they were really friggin good.

Twitter Shitter 

A public bathroom stall with covered in tweets. These tweets are usually sexual or graphic in nature and usually posted by anonymous. Twitter Shitters are more commonly found in male restrooms. However, the dirtiest and meanest shitters are found in high school girl washrooms.
Guy1: " Dude, I just came back from the bathroom and somebody fuckin wrote all about their monster shit they had while jerkin off! It was fuckin disgusting"

Guy2: "Well that's what you get for goin in the Twitter Shitter."
Twitter Shitter by febrEEze99 July 20, 2009
The proof that some people are hopelessly dumb and self centered. Twitter is probably one of the leading causes of illiteracy in the US.
Friend #1: Did you read the tweet that I just posted
Friend #2: No, I don't need to know what you are doing all the time, I have an acutal life, so I don't use twitter
Twitter by fighter2650 December 4, 2011
mother. A shortened form of twittermater (now obsolete, being a compination of twitterpated and mater, the latin word for mother).
Get away from me, you fuck! I'll tell Twitter!
twitter by Doolsey January 1, 2005
When one vents to their own or a friend's vagina similar to the online social networking service called Twitter.
Betty Sue: "I just tweeted on Twitter about how horrid my day was."

Anna Joe: "Funny! I just twattered my vagina the same thing a few minutes ago....or maybe that was my grandma's? It's been a long day, Betty Sue :(."
Twatter by Meatloaf_Surprise February 24, 2010