Texas Tickle

When an individual engaged in consensual sex with another unexpectedly penetrates the anus of his partner by means of his smallest finger and penetration is accomplished deeper than the first knuckle of the penetrating appendage.

Young Timmy Mickle
Had got up his dickle
And though he was in for a party

But young Jenny Janus
Grabbed hold of his anus
And held on quite hard to his farty

Young Timmy Mickle
Grabbed hold of his dickle
And ran like a chicken on crack

For young Jenny Janus
Knew that the anus
Would send Timmy running right back...

(the Texas Tickle will get you every time)

by Patoface March 23, 2009

Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

Thicky-Dicky

A mans penis that is average to long (6-8 in) but Very thick (6.5 or more in. around)

Tommy Lee

Girl 1: heard U & Zane hooked up, is what they say true?
Me: oh yeah, he's a true Thicky-Dicky

by T.D.B. March 26, 2008

tick fuck

To be able to consistently make money daytrading by buying and selling a stock/futures contract/etc repeatedly for minor gains.

Look at how "flat" the market was today, it just stayed in a narrow range all day, but I tick fucked it all day long and made a million dollars!

by mastertrader March 14, 2009

tickle-corkin

The act of using your tongue to tickle a males genitals whilst corking his anus with your fist.

He's walking like he just got a tickle-corkin.

by J3P0Y January 12, 2009

Tick Monster

Not to be confused with a monster tick (the insect).

Tick Monster is a saying mainly used in the urban societies of Hawaii, meaning "very muscular" or "ripped".

Ex1: Ho' brah! Dwayne Johnson is one Tick Monster!

Ex2: Chee, have you seen Trevor? Da guy works out every day, no joke! Dat guy stay one Tick Monstah!

by Prince Treyvon February 7, 2010

Tickle Bank

An imaginary “bank” that can be used as a means of storing count and accumulating owed tickles to a person(s) that is currently not available to be tickled.

By teasing him over the internet, Liz wrote a blank cheque to her boyfriends tickle bank.

by Metapod September 26, 2010