television table

It’s a billiard table that is appealing in appearance and plays relatively easy. Pockets are forgiving making balls go in them easier. Which makes the game very watchable and suitable for television.

Unfortunately though television tables do not have the preference of gambling. Gamblers want a table that is far more difficult to play on so the real winner will triumph. As sometimes on a television table, the lesser player wins.
Do you want to play pool on the television table in the front? Or the ball banger table in the back?
by I know write five January 22, 2025
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Somerset Table

The state of being unable to kiss a partner due to the presence of poisonous or distasteful matter in the mouth.

Etymolyogically derived from a misunderstanding.
"Let me just go brush my teeth, bit of a somerset table up in the gob"
by Street Salami July 21, 2023
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Tabled

Aggressively wacking it on a table

Aggressively wacking a penis on a table
He tabled in the dining room as the family watched on christmas
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Table Top

The act of having a three way but using the unlucky 3rd as the table
John-Tom, you want to table top
Tom-No, I always lose
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one with the table

take a breath, observe your surroundings, and woosh move, it can be anywhere, half a centimeter backward or ten meters forwards, you are now a weeping angel so don't get caught moving
evie and grace were ONE WITH THE TABLE when the crt turned her back
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bliss the table

Setting that shit a blaze

Example: Keep fucking around and I'm gonna bliss your house.
White people: pass the salt and pepper

Black people: GET OUT THE KITCHEN!!! About to bliss the table.
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