MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person

A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.

The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.

by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023

moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter

To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto

by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015

Double moose knuckle

An extra fat pussy

Damn look at tyreesha’s double moose knuckle , it could swallow a house

by Johnpiraino84 February 8, 2022

moose nuckle duster

Baddest rock band in Houston

Go see Moose Nuckle Duster in concert H-Town

by Jer2004haz August 27, 2023

Rocket Moose

noun: A female that is very attractive but can have some fluctuating weight problems; she can at times be as hot as a rocket or can pack on some pounds and have a body like a moose.

Examples: Mariah Carey, Tyra Banks, Jennifer Love Hewitt

I love J. Lo but she is a real rocket moose.

by Walt Kowalski June 23, 2010

Siberian moose knuckle

the act of sticking your middle finger knuckle into the anus while jamming it around and looking for gold

Yo dude, i just got the craziest Siberian moose knuckle ever

by Jonathan toews 19 April 13, 2025

Moose Man

Geese Man’s archnemesis. He is a very short person.

Person: They call me moose man.
Goose: *honks in annoyance*

by Alios735 December 5, 2020