Keys is an abbreviated way of telling someone “kill yourself” (as in KYS but with an e). It is used by people to bypass language filters in online/live service games such as Marvel Rivals or Roblox in order to tell someone to end their own life.
If you spot behaviour like this, it’s always best to report, block and ignore any hate speech coming from them. They’re just angry and likely don’t mean it.
If you spot behaviour like this, it’s always best to report, block and ignore any hate speech coming from them. They’re just angry and likely don’t mean it.
by ExplodyHando April 15, 2025
Get the Keysmug. 
Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.
I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.
by QuacksO February 8, 2020
Get the "stutter key" expensemug. When a statement you said was so bad and stupid, it made others think you're on drugs or on alcohol. So they want to give you their car keys to "kys."
...or it's just another way to say "kys" because this is most common in TikTok so they can bypass their harsh filter system.
...or it's just another way to say "kys" because this is most common in TikTok so they can bypass their harsh filter system.
by devout December 28, 2024
Get the keysmug. A person of no known electoral value who moves on the ranks within the obidence cult due to the level of vulgarity he or she can spew online to become the lead rascal of the sect.
by Yasus Afari March 4, 2024
Get the key obidientmug. a word that means either a kilogram of drugs(cannabis, cocaine etc), or a small amount of powdered drug (such as cocaine) that is sniffed off a door key.
just moved that key and made racks off it!
just sniffed a key of colombians finest in the club toilets. The perfume man aint happy,
just sniffed a key of colombians finest in the club toilets. The perfume man aint happy,
by Bigboy packet August 5, 2021
Get the keymug. by JaxonWaxonTaxon July 26, 2016
Get the major keymug.