frog

verb;

The face you make when you are hearing, witnessing, or experiencing something that is utter bullshit.

*dies in Dark Souls for the 182nd time from the same boss*
Man, I'm frogging so hard right now.

by froggster June 13, 2021

desperate frog

Is a person who has sex with their baby baby daddy's best pal

Ew you desperate frog

by Zeussed December 2, 2020

frog

national animal for the LGBTQ

gay 1: omg look a frog!
lesbian 2: be careful, it's sacred

by anonymous September 14, 2020

frog up

a term used to describe when one takes more than three mind-altering substances at once.

past tense - "frogged up"

I need to frog up before my custody hearing!

by marblecakealsothegame13 June 28, 2024

Frog

Frog is the symbol of being gay. All LGBTQIA+ love frogs.

OMG do your like frogs!?! -YESS!- Your fucking gay.

by ves_the_bisegzual February 27, 2021

kill the frog

To explain a joke or overanalyse any source of humour, especially when doing so renders it unfunny.
Taken from the expression commonly ascribed to E.B. White: "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process."

Joke teller: "haha, do you get it? Because that's the only reason a chicken would reasonably WANT to cross a road, regardless of any extra context."
Joke recipient: "way to kill the frog..."

by ruby_wired September 28, 2023

Poison Dart Frog Theory

The theory that nature warns one to shy away from brightly colored creatures due to hazardous effects from said creatures. The theory applies to both the Poison Dart Frog, and women with bright unnatural hair colors.

Bro, when it comes to women, I subscribe to the “Poison Dart Frog Theory” bright, vibrant hair colors mean she’s bad for your health.

by Welder69 December 20, 2023