A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)
These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)
'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'
'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'
'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'
'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'
'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'
'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'
by Yournigga January 3, 2014
Get the Blatant Lying Status (BLS)mug. A friend or relative who always manages to make a dumbass comment on your Facebook status and ruin the effect.
Man, Jackie is such a status ruiner. Every time I post a witty status she links a YouTube video that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.
by guidinglitedlite May 7, 2014
Get the status ruinermug. The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.
Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
by Perry Hubes February 27, 2011
Get the Five Day Statusmug. When you consume enough cans of beer so that when they are stacked one on top of another, they surpass your height. The stack of beer cans is taped together to create a staff - the ultimate symbol of drinking intenseness. Once mage status is reached, that person is a guaranteed boss.
Also known as Wizard Status.
Also known as Wizard Status.
by ...riel... May 4, 2011
Get the Mage Statusmug. What children hear the very first time you introduce them to the Statue of Liberty, mainly because they've never heard the word "liberty" before but know good things come from a FedEx delivery.
Mom: "What did you learn at school today, Sweetheart?"
Kindergardner: "George Washington, the American flag and The Statue of Delivery."
Kindergardner: "George Washington, the American flag and The Statue of Delivery."
by Princess Butterfly June 29, 2017
Get the Statue of Deliverymug. 
by spidermonkey57 January 8, 2012
Get the Baby tiger statusmug.