When someone is triggered and begins to post impulsively out of anger and emotion.
*Closely related to "Status Epilepticus" (different electronic devices and platform (s) )
*Closely related to "Status Epilepticus" (different electronic devices and platform (s) )
Michael became upset over a post and began typing his responses frenetically and fanatically, in full blown Status Postilepticus.
by JayyTheOrc April 5, 2019
Get the Status Postilepticusmug. 1. status posting on your social network of choice, which is ambushed by one or more comments which result in content that is completely different from what you initially intended
Original status message: "Men, there is a fine line between fitted, and extra smedium."
Response from "Friend A": Tight like a sausage casing. ewwwww!
Response from "Friend B": it depends on how big the sausage is. :D
Response from Original Author: SMH NO!!! I was just talking about sweaters and blazers!! *sigh* you just hijacked my status
Response from "Friend A": Tight like a sausage casing. ewwwww!
Response from "Friend B": it depends on how big the sausage is. :D
Response from Original Author: SMH NO!!! I was just talking about sweaters and blazers!! *sigh* you just hijacked my status
by Blessd1 April 6, 2011
Get the hijacked my statusmug. Charles: My birthday is in a week!
Bartholomew: How old are you turning?
Charles: 21
Bartholomew: Damn, you’re almost unc status!
Charles: I’m still in my early twenties— (we don’t care, you’re still almost at unc status buddy)
Bartholomew: How old are you turning?
Charles: 21
Bartholomew: Damn, you’re almost unc status!
Charles: I’m still in my early twenties— (we don’t care, you’re still almost at unc status buddy)
by ihavethemostdihcheeseee August 21, 2025
Get the Unc Statusmug. To be an OG or Old Head. Unc status is typically corralled with doing actions that an older person would do such as saying”back in my day” or groaning when sitting down. There are other alternative definitions and signs that you have reached unc status but signs can vary from person to person.
by Seamos. June 19, 2024
Get the unc statusmug. by Potatoematt December 22, 2022
Get the Bum Statusmug. Term created by rapper Status Boy Shawn.
A Status girl is a beautiful independent woman that has your back through anything and will always be honest with you.
They are very rare and very hard to find but if you do find one keep her because their the realest females you’ll ever meet in your life.
A Status girl is a beautiful independent woman that has your back through anything and will always be honest with you.
They are very rare and very hard to find but if you do find one keep her because their the realest females you’ll ever meet in your life.
by -anonymous 23 September 3, 2019
Get the Status Girlmug. When a person displays their status on Facebook, yet no one comments or likes it. Hence, "stationary".
by petepete518 August 6, 2011
Get the Stationary Statusmug.