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Goon

Person who handles their business. Also likes to masterbait ALOT
Sergeant Jackson is a goon! He handles his business at work and in the bedroom
by Potato nutsack November 7, 2025
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The month of gooning

All of September will be considered The Month Of Gooning

All experienced and non-experienced, New and old gooners and goonettes this month is for you

For the newbies let the experienced gooners/goonettes teach you everything they know

Goon from September 1st until September 30th
"Ah dude I can't wait for September what are you going to do all month?"

"I'm going to goon all month because it is The Month Of Gooning"

"Well have fun with that"
by Jonnyspoon72 June 25, 2023
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DOOM GOON

THE ACT OF ONESELF VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING WHILST DOOM SCROLLING REDDIT.
DOOM GOONING is defined as the action of oneself Doom scrolling through explicit pornographic reddit posts (Typically r/titties) Whilst vigorously beating thy meat in an animalistic fashion to achieve a heavenly orgasm.
by Quandale_DingleBalls69 May 30, 2024
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Blame it on the goon

This means you are blaming it on a animal or items.
Don’t blame it on the goon the Dog didn’t do it.
by Emilyrayann April 23, 2018
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Goon

Josh is a goon
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Poon Goon

Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.
Example 1

Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.

Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!
by Johnny Tsunami Bro January 28, 2017
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goon kidney

The goon kidney is the small organ that bulges out of your side during the peak of a gooning sesh.
Dude, what's that under your shirt? Eww, is that your goon kidney? Are you gooning right now??
by deezest March 27, 2024
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