Voice Texting

Using text monikers such as LOL, OMG, ROFLMAO, and others during an actual conversation with another person

Janet: OMG, can you believe it? I mean LOL thats just too funny IMO

Karen: God, please stop Voice Texting me and use your real words

by Honeybearks October 5, 2011

Text Dysmorphia

When text messaging fails to communicate the tone of your conversation and it leads to the recipient misunderstanding your intention. - CY

I got into a huge fight because text dysmorphia made my friend sound like an inconsiderate dick when he was just trying to be direct.

by woof woof bark bark July 23, 2020

Sacred Texts

The sacred Jedi texts were a collection of books and scrolls kept within a uneti tree near the first Jedi Temple on the aquatic planet of Ahch-To. They were said to contain ancient scriptures, lost Jedi wisdom, and abilities

"The Sacred Texts!"
Luke Skywalker 2017

by AnakinSkyswolker February 10, 2018

Text coward

A person who is such a wuss that he can only act all bolshie and tough by text message, but not by phone and most certainly not face-to-face

He's having a go at me by text message again. What a text coward!

by King Drax October 29, 2012

Flash Texting

Similar to flash mobs get a large group of people. All at once everyone texts the same person the same thing.

We just spent all night flash texting her.

by Studharker May 29, 2012

Texting Ex

1. Someone that you used to text.

2. Ex-Girlfriend in an online relationship.

You texting Meghan anymore?

Nah, she's my texting ex now.

You still using that online dating website?

Nah, my online girlfriend became my texting ex.

by Meeks123 March 8, 2014

Text Hog

A person who attempts to dominate a text thread by constantly texting over and over again. Usually considered on the 4th straight text. One text = standard, two texts =possible correction/misspelling, three texts = found clarification or announcement of conclusion, fourth text = Text Hog. Can be used on someone who writes a vast majority of the texts.

That guy won't let anyone else comment on his ridiculous ideas. He is being a real Text Hog.

by Humongous Cranium October 10, 2018