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World’s shittiest singers

See: Cardi B, Lil Pump, garbage ass Caribbean/Jamaican rappers like: dumsta traps, 450th pedophile, burn popcann (cuz burn popcorn actually taste bad) and any other people that sings gangster rap
Guy: I love going to the Amtrak or the NYC Subways stations cause I love to hear Rail Squeal the train makes.

Girl: yeah me too. It’s real music cuz in my area my Jamaican neighbors keep playing the world’s shittiest singers like this 450th pedo guy and a bunch of garbage ass gangster rap music

Guy: I love Taylor swift, Olivia Rodrigo, Big time rush (yes they still make music today), Miley Cyrus and Dua Lipa but nothing sounds better than rail squeal and any other trains sounds like their horns and automated announcements
by EMD F59PHI July 18, 2024
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Yo Jerry Springer Ass

Whenever someone is acting like they are a reality TV star.
When someone is acting like drama is what really matters. Look at them and say Yo Jerry Springer Ass!
by Caramelts October 24, 2023
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Six inch stinger

When a privileged white make covers his penis in hot sauce and proceeds to thrust themselves into the cavity of an unsuspecting person
Man I was at a party the other night and turn the light out and gave them the six inch stinger.
by Greasy nipple November 4, 2023
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Double Secret Stranger

When two dudes adjacent to each other numb their own hands with the objective of giving themselves a stranger. However, each dude mistakenly grabs each others' penis and proceed to perform the stranger on the other person while believing they are performing said act on themselves, erstwhile they are performing the double stranger on each other.
John and Bob got completely wasted, crashed on the futon next to each other with the intention of performing a stranger. However, they were so fucked up that they ended up performing a double secret stranger.
by gaptooth December 17, 2023
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Little Miss Stranger

When you sit on your own hand so that a cartoon character from work can give you a HJ by moving your arm while your numb hand holds onto your crank.
That bissh just gave Ocho-Rando a 'little miss stranger' to completion behind the dumpster at work and he barely felt it.
by Bendyfork December 27, 2023
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long term stranger

Someone you’ve been talking/texting for a long time, yet barely know much about them other than their name.
Adam: I wonder what Dolly is doing right now, I haven’t talked to her in a while.
Eve: Why can’t you just go and ask?
Adam: Because she usually doesn’t respond until a month or two go by
Eve: I guess she must be a long term stranger
by Vbdullelvh June 17, 2024
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Low Tide Stranger

When you’re getting a blumpkin and the tide goes out only to discover it’s been an octopus taking one for the love of the game
Dude 1: I’d like a low tide stranger

Dude 2: you can’t ask our bartender for that!

Dude 1: it’s a drink bruhv wtf

Dude 2: wait they did what? They made a drink called that?

Dude 1: yeah bruhv I remember that time at Ocean Isle Beach I was hyper pressed it was an octopus but looking back no cap shid was bussin. Gotta be a tribute.

Dude 2: You think THAT’S why they made it a drink?

Dude 1: game recognize game
by Brother Blump April 17, 2024
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