The ol' Sword in the Stone

Whilst recieving a handjob, the girl grabs the cock skin really hard and yanks upwards forcefully every few seconds, like is the guy trying to pull the sword from the stone in Excalibur.

oh nancy gave me the ol' sword in the stone last night.
I kept moaning in agony but she thought it was pleasure
so she kept pullinh harder and harder
now my cock looks like a slinky

by D.J. Dildo March 15, 2010

blarney stone

my ass .

kiss the blarney stone

by asshole January 21, 2004

stone cold killer

1. A person you don't wanna fuck around with.
2. a ruthless hitman

the bastard that I hired was a stone cold killer

by Ryan "homie G" August 18, 2003

The Peter Stone Syndrome

To have some form of romantic relation with someone one day, and the next day that someone chooses to ignore you for a long period of time. You, the victim, feel the need to confront that someone, but when you do so, you get shot down and then you die.

"'I think I have The Peter Stone Syndrome...' 'You mean your life completely sucks right now?' 'Yeah basically I'ma jump too high on a trampoline and get rocketed into space and die now.'" Beware of The Peter Stone Syndrome. BEWARE!

by Crystal Boust November 19, 2010

Pooping in the Stone Age

When you forget your phone before having so sit on the toilet.

I gotta go and I' not sure where my phone is. Guess I'm back to pooping in the stone age

by Subwolfer June 14, 2020

stone bone

A person who smokes a lot of marijuana. Usually used to describe someone who smokes too much.

"Man that kid is a stone bone.. he smokes weed all day long!"

by ktear January 19, 2009

cock stoned

Situation where a female is totally infatuated with her boyfriend and even lame excuses, used by her boyfriend to explain cheating, work e.g. "I tripped and landed in her pussy", "I'm a proctologist sweety, thats just one of our newer techniques we use"

Her boyfriend was cheating on her but she's too cock stoned to realise it.

by Chris B. T. November 3, 2008