STEPDAD: the MAN who changed your shitty arse, cleaned up your sick, put a roof over your head, took you to school, bought you new gear and read you bedtime stories while your real dad was out living his batchelor life...
Those are nice trainers...
Thanks, my step dad bought me them
Wheres your real dad?
Out wasting money...
Thanks, my step dad bought me them
Wheres your real dad?
Out wasting money...
by CMPR November 19, 2011
Get the STEP DAD mug.1. When a white person divorces a white person and remarries a black person the children from the original marriage will be known as "Step Milato"
2. When a black person divorces a black person and remarries a white person the children from the original marriage will be known as "Step Milato"
2. When a black person divorces a black person and remarries a white person the children from the original marriage will be known as "Step Milato"
1. My dad just got re-married to a black woman so now I'm "Step Milato (Mulatto)"
2. I'm not racist, my mom just re-married a white woman so I'm "Step Milato (Mulatto)"
2. I'm not racist, my mom just re-married a white woman so I'm "Step Milato (Mulatto)"
by E Fat October 23, 2012
Get the Step Milato (Mulatto) mug.Related Words
The psycho-sexual disorder that most stepfather's suffer from to some degree. It involves a severe crush on the stepdaughter.
WARNING SIGNS:
1. Missing or misplaced panties of the stepdaughter. 2. Stepfather staring at stepdaughter's breasts and/or buttocks. 3. The stepfather using long embraces (sometimes accompanied with an erection) as greetings and farewells, as an excuse to squish the stepdaughter's breasts into his body. 4. Expensive presents for the stepdaughter. 5. Jealous behaviour towards stepdaughter's boyfriends.
WARNING SIGNS:
1. Missing or misplaced panties of the stepdaughter. 2. Stepfather staring at stepdaughter's breasts and/or buttocks. 3. The stepfather using long embraces (sometimes accompanied with an erection) as greetings and farewells, as an excuse to squish the stepdaughter's breasts into his body. 4. Expensive presents for the stepdaughter. 5. Jealous behaviour towards stepdaughter's boyfriends.
stepdaughter: Good morning dad.
stepfather: (barrels over and hugs stepdaughter) Good morning pumpkin.
stepdaughter: (Tries to squirm out of the perverts long hug.) What's wrong with you? Let go of me.
stepfather: I've been diagnosed with stepfather syndrome.
stepdaughter: Yuk!
stepfather: (barrels over and hugs stepdaughter) Good morning pumpkin.
stepdaughter: (Tries to squirm out of the perverts long hug.) What's wrong with you? Let go of me.
stepfather: I've been diagnosed with stepfather syndrome.
stepdaughter: Yuk!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010
Get the stepfather syndrome mug.A man that is married to your mother. A wall may have more personality than he. Does nothing to bring you up but everything to make you feel like crap. He thinks you listen to him, when in reality you couldn't give a care what he is saying. His words are of no value, however, he would beg to differ. He thinks he is the most helpful, amazing, sexiest man alive when we all know he's nothing but a porch swinging liquor pig. Your mother does not even like him and he may just so happen to be a mantinence man at your school. Do not feel bad when you have the erge to throw something at him, smack him, kill him, or not listen to him. There are many other people out there like you!
by rewrew August 12, 2009
Get the Step dad mug.A man who has married your divorced mother and is not, necessarily, a bad person.
Please do not say that the very definition of being a step dad is being an asshole, just because yours it.
This is just stupid
Please do not say that the very definition of being a step dad is being an asshole, just because yours it.
This is just stupid
Person- i love my step dad
Other- WHY?! he's a step dad, there's no such thing as a good step dad!! mine is a drunken ass hole
Person- Your step dad and mine are different people
Other- WHY?! he's a step dad, there's no such thing as a good step dad!! mine is a drunken ass hole
Person- Your step dad and mine are different people
by Vexets December 25, 2008
Get the step dad mug.Step-siblings week is the first week in January. This week, step-siblings (step-brother and step-sister) must be lovers for a week. they have to do what they would have done if it was a real boyfriend / girlfriend
Me: Step sis?
She: yes?
Me: you know it’s the first week in january right?
She: yes? what about that?
Me: It’s ‘’Step-siblings week’’
She: what is that?
Me: we need to be lovers this week, and we need to do what we would do if we was real lovers.
She: oh! well, come to my room then.
30 minutes later:
She: aahhhh, aaahhhh, oh yes! i feel it so deep!
She: yes?
Me: you know it’s the first week in january right?
She: yes? what about that?
Me: It’s ‘’Step-siblings week’’
She: what is that?
Me: we need to be lovers this week, and we need to do what we would do if we was real lovers.
She: oh! well, come to my room then.
30 minutes later:
She: aahhhh, aaahhhh, oh yes! i feel it so deep!
by Stepsiblings6969 December 6, 2020
Get the Step-Siblings Week mug.by KPOP FANGIRL November 19, 2020
Get the Taehyung step on me mug.