Stale froot loop

A boring uninteresting crazy psycho that seems to ruin everything good that ever happens to you

Calm down you stale fucking froot loop

Everything was good till you got here you stale froot loop

Goddammit you stale froot loop would you just like go? I've had anough of you

by Crazyfrootie112 April 22, 2017

Stanley Steamer

When a person gives a male a reach around and that said male farts in their face.

Male: Would you like to give me a Stanley Steamer?
Female: Sure?

by Nebakanezr July 25, 2017

Stanley Steamer

An act of sex where the male takes a large dump on the floor. He then proceeds to do his partner from behind, grabbing her hind legs and dragging her through the manure like he is running a carpet cleaner.

My landlord asked why there was a brown stain on my carpet. I said, I gave my girl a Stanley Steamer to try and clean up last week but it just seemed to grind it in.

by W. T. Johnston August 14, 2017

Stale Penis

Also known as an expired penis, is a penis that has not been used for years at end. Then creating a sour staleness.

Your grandpa has a stale penis...

by Lucy Bae August 29, 2017

stale juice

when you leave a beer out for the whole day and take a big swig the next night.

“Damn who left this stale juice just laying around”

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 24, 2017

stabbed out

1. Got Fucked so good that one is unable to function.

I was all stabbed out at work i had to leave.
She looked stabbed out at the bus stop

by ScandalousH October 26, 2017

stale tomato

When you get invited to a party at a coworkers house and they can't stop throwing out inappropriate innuendo.

Wow that was a stale tomato at Mel's apartment last night.

by Sq2woot November 10, 2017