Spring Laker™

Spring Laker™ is a members-only social club founded in Spring Lake, New Jersey.

I'm a Spring Laker™. Are you a Spring Laker™? How do I become a Spring Laker™?

by springlaker June 4, 2024

Springfield Grinder

When a person in Springfield Massachusetts engages in sex with two homeless persons on both sides of said person. While they also simultaneously smoke Crack cochise.

My fucking bus had a lay over in Springfield Massachusetts. So I found 2 cracking homeless women and did the Springfield Grinder.

by UpTown2fatt June 11, 2024

springchorus

Someone who can’t type

Person 1: hye gsyu
Person 2: you’re such a springchorus!

by SpringsNumberOneHater June 16, 2024

Sprangar

A term used by West Indians from the Virgin Islands to describe a traditional marijuana joint laced with crack. Note that it does not have tobacco included.

Spark up that Sprangar!

by johnphantom69 June 18, 2024

spring love

That relationship that only lasts for a season or a short time

Person 1 “Man, I wish that relationship lasted longer”
Person 2 “Well, even Spring can’t last forever. The seasons have to change eventually. Spring love I like to say”

by ThatWizardGuy November 27, 2024

spring love

That relationship that lasts a season or for a short time

Person 1 “Man I wish that relationship lasted longer”
Person 2 “Even the seasons must change, Spring can’t last forever. Spring love is what I call it”

by ThatWizardGuy November 27, 2024

Springer Peasant

A person who chooses to purchase nerf guns that don't use batteries to shoot., instead opting to use blasters that use air compression to fire darts.

!!!!FLYWHEEL MASTER RACE, DESTUCTION TO ALL SPRINGER PEASANTS!!!!

by DartDuck November 30, 2024