virgin-dictionary

The mind set of a complete newcomer to the ways and workings of urban dictionary.

Nicholas slowly logged on to his dusty windows 95. He thought to himself, "why aren't I good at anything"? Finally as his desktop began to load it reminded him of vacation in Paris several years back. The slow dull roar of the computer motor was similar to that dull summer. The lack of enticement and energy was a paradox due to its summer persona.
Once the internet explorer started up, I saw Opera's face on the AOL homepage, what a fat bitch. I hate my life.
Looking for excitement I decided to check out this unprecedented website, named: urbandictionary.com. Again, as the page loaded, I loaded my gun. This time if I did not find excitement, I would shoot myself. But, right away my eyes locked down on the words of the day from the past week. "Wow". For the first time since my six year old daughters wedding, I was mesmerized. The passion, thrill, and creativity in each definition was astonishing. "I must make own", I thought.
I ended up defining poop, the editors rejected it though. Before shooting myself I asked god why, he replied, BECAUSE YOU ARE IN THE PERPETUAL STATE OF MIND, KNOWN AS VIRGIN-DICTIONARY!

by thygurunarrator February 18, 2009

Unnecessary urban dictionary entries

Entries of peoples' friend's on urban dictionary. Often times, the submitter is a desperately obsessive and protective young fag who was born without testicles and therefore must impress his partner by entering their partners' names in as something like "cool!" or "funny" or, in the most severe of cases; "the best thing that's ever happened to me!" Get a life.

"stop the unnecessary urban dictionary entries and for god's sake, find a more creative way to express yourself.."

by mrcleansscrubbingbubbles April 30, 2009

urban dictionary definer

Lonely nerds who tend to read real dictionaries for fun. Use urban dictionary to slag off their roommates/lab partners/their only friend, e.g. "John - definition: a big gay faggot who smells like cottage cheese"
The lucky ones will be part of a pack of two or three irrelevant cock munchers, surfing urban dictionary in their spare time, making up shyte phrases, e.g. "shralp", "a3 ayri" and "battlebot".

The urban dictionary definer sits on a bench on his own, wearing a sweater vest and eating peanut butter from the tub with his finger. Often carries a laptop around just in case a new phrase like "kkthnx" pops into mind. He is the prey of many predators including jocks, cheerleaders, dead plants and rocks.

"Hey sniperdude 321223 im urban dictionary defining at the moment, ill play halo with you later though"
"ok no worries. speak to you soon halospartan 25924495"

"hey look its an urban dictionary definer..."
"how can you tell?"
"he is shit at life."

by Doomon April 16, 2008

Urban Dictionary editors

Nerds who spend all their time on Urbandictionary.com.
They only choose definitions that favor geeks. Facist pigfuckers.

Urban Dictionary editors are mostly Japs.

by L-o-l-a July 28, 2008

dictionary.com

it's basically like this except it's a real dictionary, not a slang dictionary

I looked up "trichinosis" on dictionary.com because it wasn't on urbandictionary.com

by stupid August 11, 2003

urban dictionary whore

1)someone who does nothing other than makes up words or makes up new defenitions for urban dictionary
2)someone who secretly gets money for intercourse through urban dictionary

1)man Jose is a totaly urban dictionary whore all he does is make shit up

2)i just made that up its not true urban dictionary dont beat me up

by t-radical squared November 1, 2006

Urban Dictionary Mug

A mug that has an urban dictionary definition on the front. (Any of you're choosing) You can buy from www.urbandictionary.com

Stranger: Hey, where did you get that Urban Dictionary Mug?

Me: FacePalm*

by xNoLimiTatioNx May 25, 2016