sexual creature

A person having a high sex drive, loathing to be touched, talked to, penetrated very sensually, a thirst like a vampire for blood.

Woman: I am a sexual creature, and he has no idea how to cure me.

Man: Wow!!! I can cure that. Ima need to buy a box of Magnums!

by PutaSatanica May 5, 2018

earth sexual

Where one fantasizes about the earth and wants to be one with it, and attempt to have intercourse with the planet

Dave: I think im an earth sexual..
jac: Why? did you try to fuck the earth or something?
Dave: Yes

by The_depresso_1 November 11, 2021

bingus sexual

bingus sexual is a sexuality where you love a cat named bingus. You are attracted to bingus.

Person 1 (uneducated): i hate bingus.
Person 2 (educated): im bingus sexual.

by genshin_impact_xiao July 25, 2021

Crunchy sexual

A cross between a crunchy and metrosexual person... a buff, earthy guy that gays as well as hot women are attracted to. These guys enjoy the finer things of the earth... like smores and Dom Perignon, live outdoor concerts that feature the cello, flugelhorn, clarinet and saxophone, and driving a Volvo SUV with Thule roof racks garnered with snowboards, mountain bikes and/or kayaks.

These nature boys return from hiking in the wilderness for 7 days and rebound by sculpting their hair with Serge Normant Promade that garners smiles from married women in the grocery store... then zoop zoop on to the house where they whip up Curry Bison Burgers accompanied by a tasty Seaweed Salad.

Dude #1: Yo dude, was that a vuvuzela that I just heard?

Dude #2: lol... not quite, the crunchy sexuals are having a huge throw down at Red Rocks Amphitheater this evening!

Her: Hey, what do you want to do this evening Mr. Crunchy sexual?
Him: nuttin' Honey Bunny... then I might just flambe' us up some Bananas Foster a'la'man

by vonchris7 September 7, 2012

thomaschristain-sexual

2 really gay faggots who love anal

they are so thomaschristain-sexual

by myballfro July 24, 2011

Complete Sexuality

Complete Sexuality is an updated method of categorizing somebody's sexual preference, in line with more progressive information from Europe.
This newer version labels somebody's sexual preference for both gender and lineage.

Gender Preference Options :
1) Heterosexual (attracted to different sex)

2) Bisexual (attracted to different sex and same sex)

3) Homosexual (attracted to same sex)

Lineage Preference Options :
1) Outcestosexual (attracted to different lineage)
2) Bicestosexual (attracted to different lineage and same lineage)
3) Incestosexual (attracted to same lineage)

This new method is more inclusive and has representation for members of the Incest community who are marginalized. There are plans to help fight for marriage equality, in allowing same-lineage marriage to be legalized so that sibling lovers can have their human rights.

My office asked me to write down my complete sexuality, along with my age, my name, and previous work experience. As well as my gender and race.

by Quentesial November 8, 2023

Cinco sexual

A person who likes boys, girls, gays, animals, and trees.

Jonah is so cinco sexual! I saw him still his peepee in a tree the other day!

by Cincosexual person October 23, 2018