Second Bladder

When you have to piss so bad, that when you finally go to take a piss and you think you're done pissing, your second bladder kicks in and you piss some more. Like a continuation of your first piss after a brief slowdown or stopage, and it starts up again.

"Man, I drank so much beer that I pissed for 5 minutes straight because my second bladder kicked in."

by Johnny Five Alive November 16, 2011

secondhand pizza

someone else's leftover pizza

I had secondhand pizza today at Liam's house. I didn't care that it was a day old because it was free.

by bananasha July 11, 2012

second knuckle

When fingering a girl. One inserts their finger so deep at it reaches the second knuckle.

I went second knuckle deep in Sarah last night.

by EvilD July 5, 2014

second eye

the stage where a person is slowly transitioning into your typical "hippie." usually this occurs after they do a psychedelic drug such as lsd or listen to tame impala for the first time. they thrift shop. most wear birkenstocks or "jesus sandals." makeup isnt really their thing most days. some still have a basic trendy side that they will soon grow out of. whenever they wear makeup they start to hate how it feels on their face. most second eyers are in the process of getting over their insecurities and finding inner peace. music speaks on another level to them. really down to earth and chill, but sometimes they have their moments where negativity gets the best of them and it takes a while to get back into their initial state again. suckers for the 70s.

oh she's chill, she's a second eyer

by toofine August 27, 2017

Second year

A complete waste of time in an Irish teenagers life.

Your in second year ? Oh ya that’s a f*cking doss.

by b0b04 November 22, 2018

second love

the love that teaches us lessons about who we are and how we often want or need to be loved. This is the kind of love that hurts, whether through lies, pain or manipulation. We think we are making different choices than our first, but in reality we are still making choices out of the need to learn lessons—but we hang on. this love can become a cycle, oftentimes one we keep repeating because we think that somehow the ending will be different than before. Yet, each time we try, it somehow ends worse than before. Sometimes it’s unhealthy, unbalanced or narcissistic even. There may be emotional, mental or even physical abuse or manipulation—most likely there will be high levels of drama. This is exactly what keeps us addicted to this storyline, because it’s the emotional roller coaster of extreme highs and lows and like a junkie trying to get a fix, we stick through the lows with the expectation of the high. With this kind of love, trying to make it work becomes more important than whether it actually should. It’s the love that we wished was right

this is my second love ...

by hidingyourheart2.0 July 22, 2019

5 Second Deuce

1. Term used to describe an extremely fast "Number 2." This includes the entire sitting down, wiping, and hand washing portion of the poop. It does not have to be exactly 5 seconds but anything under 30 seconds can be considered a "5 Second Deuce"

2. Common nickname given to people with the ability to poop at extremely high speeds.

I was late for school but I had to poo so badly that I had to take a 5 Second Deuce so that I wouldn't be late for the bus.

by niggasteve11 June 2, 2010