Two seconds thick

Refers to something that is very thin.

Nancy's hair is two seconds thick.

by Cocoa J November 1, 2018

Legendary Second Nut

Definition - The rare occurrence of a male having a second full orgasm seconds after having the first one while in intercourse or oral sex.

Discovered in 1903 by American scientist studying how sex affects the body. The occurrences is very rare, only 1 out of a million can achieve it. Believed to be genetic.

Guy 1 - I was banging Morgan last night, and after I nutted I had a second one right after that was even bigger and better!

Guy 2 - Dude you achieved the Legendary Second Nut !

by chiggins_5 January 22, 2017

Second Hand Fuck

When you fuck someone that's fucked someone else, you second hand fucked them
Also know as a Grade-A power move

I second hand fucked Dylan because i fucked his girlfriend last night.

by Deafblackkids March 4, 2020

Second hand coffee

The liquid that comes out of your ass after the first cup of coffee

“Dude I’m about to go brew some serious second hand coffee”

by IBS warrior July 13, 2021

Second-Hand Jackass

A more common form of FBJ (Full Blown Jackass). Commonly referred to by physicians as SHJ, it is passed on to a person through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with FBJ.

Cases of SHJ may be more extreme than FBJ as their bodies are not used to it. However, even though those possessing FBJ may have less severe symptoms, it is incurable.

For symptoms refer to the word Full Blown Jackass.

Rob: "Damn Kane I was such a jackass yesterday to Sarah."

Kane: "You've been hanging around me too much."

Rob: "Oh great, now I have Second-Hand Jackass."

by Kane Maroc January 7, 2009

100 seconds to midnight

Its the doomsday clock

what is the doomsday clock at?
100 seconds to midnight

by Duckxel May 4, 2022

second hand drinking

when a sober person pretends to be drunk or acts stupid among drunk people

is that guy drunk?
no, it's just second hand drinking

by slashthenoob May 8, 2010