Throwing Ropes

It’s like when you bust a big ole load of baby batter and those little fuckers fly out your pee pee like a dang dolphin juicing its blow hole in the middle of a tropical storm

Hey Jerry! Remember that time you got caught throwing ropes at the airport after 9/11

by StayThrowinRopes May 12, 2025

Tesla roping

When a team of two vehicles (usually large pickups) chases and captures a Tesla robotaxi by positioning in front and behind to control its speed and force submission. The goal is to trigger the car to signal distress and enter teleoperation as quickly as possible.

Dude, I'm bored, wanna roll coal and trigger some libs? Nah, that's hayseed shit. Let's go Tesla roping!

by feeleymyballs May 20, 2025

Escape Rope

Kill Yourself

Go use the escape rope from this existince

by odnan June 9, 2025

Texas rope pull

Tug of war with a sounding rod, while inside 2 people’s urethras.

Hey Chris let’s do a Texas rope pull.

by Tjeerdmachine August 7, 2025

Mississippi rope burn

when you put your phallus between your partners ass and seesaw it untill her or his ass has burn marks

my partner has been annoying. ima give her a Mississippi rope burn

by sammache August 31, 2025

Jump roping

The act of cumming into your hand and making a finger person with your other hand and using ropes of semen to make him jump that shit

"Why's your hand so wet and sticky?"
"my bad PIMP i tripped while jump roping"

by McDickNass September 26, 2025

Muddy Rope

The twin disciplines of buying thongs and not being remotely capable of wiping your arse.

Janine was the belle of the ball until she bent over, inadvertently subjecting the growing crowd to her muddy rope.

by FiveGuysFingered November 8, 2025