Purple Protesters

Members of SEIU, a union now infamous for it's fraudulent activity and intimidation tactics, who used force in their attempt to help elect Obama as president. They are easy to spot because they always wear purple shirts with SEIU written on them and travel in large groups for intimidation purposes. Studies have shown that most SEIU members tested for borderline mental retardation on most intelligence tests.

Hey, did you go to the town hall meeting?

I was going to, but then I heard the Purple Protesters were there so I decided to stay home.

by JAK 4B September 30, 2010

purple kersey

a very slopy sex position.

"hey wanna do the purple kersey, bring your own tarp.

by 121213312 November 21, 2010

Purple-Helmet Warrior

When a Penis's head is bigger than the rest of the penis, Looking like a " helmet ."

My penis's head is bigger than my shaft, I think I might have a Purple-Helmet Warrior.

by squeezemasta June 18, 2011

Purple Teeth

Symptom that occurs when a person drinks red wine. Dead give away that one is drunk.

Look at Gary dude, he's so hammered. I can see his purple teeth from here.

by pincheclau July 31, 2011

purple curtains

The female version of blue balls.

Sally's boyfriend was an inconsiderate lover and always left her with purple curtains.

by sallymeatport May 5, 2013

Purplestank

Verb

1. The act of fucking a bitch until she has a blue waffle and then smelling it.

Noun

2. The sticky bud I grow and smoke.

Yo, me and yo mom are going to purplestank til she poops!

by 420closet May 4, 2014

purple cookie

When Mr. Sibal fucks Tomm's ass to get his grade up

Hey Mr, Sibal, could i please get my grade up by getting purple cookie from you?

by daddy duran June 5, 2018