phone tex

The conveyance of dirty messages through texting for the purpose of arousing you and the sender.

"that phone tex gave my thumbs a hard-on."

by VonDoom February 25, 2008

phone in bonin'

phone in bonin' -- phone sex; phoning in boning (sex)

I don't cheat with road dirt; I get out my cell and I am phone in bonin'.

by TooSick4U October 18, 2009

Phone fluffer

1) A person who is constantly fondling their cell-phone. This includes texting, checking texts, looking at incoming calls, or doing anyone of the number of things you can do with a cell-phone.
2) A person who never has their hands less than one or two feet from their person so they can handle it at any time.
3) A person who's cell-phone appears to be as important to them as their genitals.

1) "She's the worst phone fluffer I've ever seen! Her hands are on that thing all day long!"
2) "There's another phone fluffer. Don't these people have lives?"
3) If I see one more phone fluffer today I'm going to go sniper-tower an their ass, I swear!)

by Nameinuse January 14, 2011

cell phone lean

The movement done by someone driving a car, leaning the head and upper body far to the right and down while talking, illegally, on his cell phone in the mistaken hope that no one can see him.
This movement can be difficult, causing the driver to operate the vehicle much slower than the posted speed limit and to weave out of his lane.

Can be confused with the "gansta lean," which goes to the left and is legal.

"Pass this guy at the next light, he's doing the cell phone lean."

by mocha baby April 3, 2008

shoe phone

Noun that describes one's lack of a cellphone & needs to use a land line.

Maureen: "Hey, Tracey wants to get a hold of you. What do I tell her?"

Me: "Yeah, well tell her I'll call her from my shoe phone."

by krischicki June 13, 2008

poop phone

When your phone is dropped in the toilet after taking a shit and the phone is still operable.

Somebody called me while I was drunk on the toilet after taking a shit. Needless to say, I fumbled it and it's now a poop phone.

by starlux March 6, 2009

gay phone bitch

A gay man of whatever age, personality, and description, who subscribes to a telephone service the purpose of which is to encourage "live hook-ups," but who, when responding to those interested in getting together, wants nothing more than phone sex.

"Hey, man. Thanks for getting back to me. Just kicking back naked in my bed jackin' it. I am from NYC, but I'm vacationing with my relatives in Philly, and I am so hard, babe, let's bang it out hard and dirty over the phone. I wanna be your gay phone bitch."

by cooperbcp August 13, 2009