Pearl

A perfectly rolled joint or blunt. Smooth like a pearl.

Damn dude you rolled a pearl!

by 420sixtynine June 8, 2022

Blue pearled

Like blue balls but for vagina havers

He was giving me head but had to go! He left me blue pearled.

by brilliantbimbo69 May 18, 2022

Pearl Diver

The gay equivalent of a gold digger.

Gay 1: “Dude he’s such a pearl diver.”
Gay 2: “For sure, he’s only with him because he has a house in the Hamptons.”

by Rogersmithissexy August 27, 2025

pearl mains

These bitches want her cookies in real life, they want free diabetes

Person 1: I main pearl in brawl stars
Person 2: take a shower and go eat some cookie you no lifer

Hey were "pearl mains" We rarely go outside and have diabetes

by Slapfish1 June 6, 2024

pearl harbor

When you hoist up on the walls of a bathroom stall and hold yourself up. Then you bomb your shit into the toilet, hoping to hit your target. Best done in a non-handicap stall.

Bobby got a hall pass from his teacher and left the classroom. On his way to the bathroom, he remembered that it was December 7th. In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Bobby opted to commemorate the occasion in a special way. He hoisted himself up on the walls of the bathroom stall, holding him self up with his ripped abs. Bobby let his missiles loose in a glorious Pearl Harbor, all but one missing the target, leaving a royal mess around the toilet. It was so bad, that Bobby had to sneak into the next stall to clean himself up. As he left the stall, he heard Mr. Garrison scream, "what the hell?" Bobby reminded him that it was Pearl Harbor day and together they shared a moment of silence in remembrance.

by Aardvark Nineteen February 15, 2017

Red Pearl

When a lesbian blasts her period blood onto her lover's tits

"Dang girl - not only did you red pearl my knockers, you got it on my Melissa Etheridge poster!"

by Maya Ballsich February 14, 2023

Ghost Pearl

The sperm left on an unsuspecting person after they've been secretly cummed on, typically in public.

This act is characteristically filmed by the perpetrator to capture both the deposit and the victim's unawareness.

"She felt a slight dampness on her skirt after standing in line, dismissed it, never knowing it was a Ghost Pearl and the guy behind her got it all on film."

by kar96k June 18, 2025