Crap Crap Slide

A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.

DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.

by gregben March 10, 2022

Slipping and sliding on the pecan shells

Southern slang for vigorous fornication, often behind a barn or under a pecan tree.

"I heard Mary Beth and Billy Bob slipping and sliding on the pecan shells last night"

by Thehammiestham November 08, 2022

sewer slimy slide

sewer slimy slide: when you want to kermit suicide but u end up going down a sewer slimy slide 😌🙈🙊💩

Patty made me wanna go down the sewer slimy slide cause she ate my cake ;)

by don’t user your real name February 14, 2019

redneck slip n slide

4 or more southern Caucasians making sweaty redneck love in a steamy sauna

Heeeyy yall come join me for a redneck slip n slide down in bama

by Sweetjohnnyk100 June 15, 2017

sliding quickie

The action performed by somebody who has to perform an acrobatics check to catch penis in their mouths.

Ouch the Orc was caught off guard by the sliding quickie performed by his sex slave. He came immediately. It was lethal.

by Poompi December 21, 2015

Vanilla Slide

After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.

Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!

by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021

Vanilla Slide

After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.

Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!

by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021