bird stealer

A friend or alibi who does fuck all all night let's you do the hard work, then sneaks in the for kill in order to steal snatch you have theoretically acquired. Usually a mute, but gains confidence after much intoxication.

Bloke A: Let me chat to these girls.
Bloke B: lurks in background and agrees.

3a.m Bird Stealer: 'Hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? I got some cheap Rum and a sofa from value village?'

by Manilla From Vanilla December 14, 2010

goochy-bird

a sexy bird

I have a goochy-bird named Paris Hilton.

by uiouuisdfmio;er5 e 34eri December 06, 2008

Dodo Bird

The nickname I used call my dog, Tango.

Good morning Dodo Bird!!! Or You are my little Dodo bird.

by some chic June 17, 2022

bird stalling

When you have to shit but wait until you have a car nearby to do it on.

Dude, I really had to shit but I was bird stalling until I got to Tina's new house.

by Fluffykittylover August 24, 2015

Kanæija-bird

Kanæija is a bird, or a young woman. Nevertheless Kanæija is beautiful, always fun to be around, have an opinion on everything, and last: have a great sense of justice. But be careful, Kanæija also have a big temper and might bite.

Look there is a Kanæija-bird!

by Charles Doe March 31, 2021

Oven Bird

Someone who thinks they are gorgeous but in reality is very ugly.

Have you seen Ellen? She's being such an oven bird!

by losersclubseggos March 13, 2022

bird chipper

Windmill for electricity production.

Used as a denigratory description by people who don't believe in global warming.

Some people believe large windmills for electricity production are harmful for birds.

Do you believe bird chippers and solar panels are the solution for the energy crisis?

by aaarwin November 02, 2012