Daniel: Yo mama's so stupid that when the zombie apocalypse came, the zombies ignored her because she had no brains.
Crowd: OHHH!
Joshua: Well yo mama's so ugly that when she went into a haunted mansion, she came out with a job.
Crowd: OHHHH GET ROASTED!
Now dats a yo mama roast!
Crowd: OHHH!
Joshua: Well yo mama's so ugly that when she went into a haunted mansion, she came out with a job.
Crowd: OHHHH GET ROASTED!
Now dats a yo mama roast!
by Panfinz October 21, 2019
a come back to when someone calls u a trickahoe. it is sure to shut them up.
originated: Norfolk, Virginia
originated: Norfolk, Virginia
by Marcila Booh <3 January 03, 2009
by DavidRichard September 15, 2020
Well, let me tell you about Joe Mama's house, a real gem in Branson, Missouri. It's like a trove of "unique handcrafted designs" – or as we like to call them, "Meth Masterpieces" – courtesy of the one and only Tasha, the Meth Madam of the Night.
You walk in there, and you're scratching your head, wondering, "How on earth did they cram all this junk into one place?" Let me spill the beans. The secret ingredient here is none other than Meth! Yep, you heard me right, Meth! Tasha and her squad of Meth Monkeys are like Santa Claus on steroids, sneaking into local businesses and homes while you're counting sheep, just to swipe your stuff.
They haul it all back to Joe Mama's house, where a team of highly "tweaked out" individuals (and I don't mean they're just sipping on energy drinks) start stripping it down and slapping on a fresh coat of paint. It's like a makeover show, but instead of fashion, it's stolen goods getting a facelift.
So, if you're missing something, or you're pretty darn sure it's been swiped, don't call the cops just yet. Just mosey on down to Joe Mama's house, and chances are, you'll find your missing goods right there, between a "Painted" toaster and a "one-of-a-kind" lamp that probably once belonged to your grandma. Meth-tastic!
You walk in there, and you're scratching your head, wondering, "How on earth did they cram all this junk into one place?" Let me spill the beans. The secret ingredient here is none other than Meth! Yep, you heard me right, Meth! Tasha and her squad of Meth Monkeys are like Santa Claus on steroids, sneaking into local businesses and homes while you're counting sheep, just to swipe your stuff.
They haul it all back to Joe Mama's house, where a team of highly "tweaked out" individuals (and I don't mean they're just sipping on energy drinks) start stripping it down and slapping on a fresh coat of paint. It's like a makeover show, but instead of fashion, it's stolen goods getting a facelift.
So, if you're missing something, or you're pretty darn sure it's been swiped, don't call the cops just yet. Just mosey on down to Joe Mama's house, and chances are, you'll find your missing goods right there, between a "Painted" toaster and a "one-of-a-kind" lamp that probably once belonged to your grandma. Meth-tastic!
When I visited Joe Mama's house in Branson, Missouri, I couldn't help but laugh at the sheer madness of it all – it's like a meth-fueled episode of 'Antiques Roadshow' where Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys turn stolen goods into 'Meth-tastic' madness! Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys pull off heists on the sly, then work their magic to turn stolen goods into something 'new' to resell. So, if you've lost something or suspect it's been pinched, you might just find it at Joe Mama's house
by Demanding Leatherguy October 07, 2023
-*tvinis tyvna*
-chaijvi sheni mama movtyan
-chaijvi sheni mama movtyan
by Adinoki volki November 22, 2021
they are independent of the social-sexual hierarchy. sigma, alpha, zeta, he is above all of these. he has ascended above the social norms of society. this is hard to tell though, as he only responds in "yo mama" jokes. he is like joker, not caring about the struggles of the world around him. he is his own man, a dominator of sigma males. they cower in fear at the sight of a yo mama male. every male can sense when a yo mama male is in the area.
by professional yo mama male July 14, 2021
Mike Hawk: Did you hear it was Joe's birthday last Friday?
Ben Dover: Who's Joe?
Mike Hawk: JOE MAMA BIDEN!
Ben Dover: I'm never going to fall for one of these again.
Ben Dover: Who's Joe?
Mike Hawk: JOE MAMA BIDEN!
Ben Dover: I'm never going to fall for one of these again.
by BigSmoke40 November 24, 2020